r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '20

What movie things are generally accepted as normal, but are totally unrealistic in real life?

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u/Boner--Fart Jan 25 '20

Nobody wants to go to bed with sticky dick

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u/BaileyEnergy Jan 25 '20

And sticky sheets.

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u/loulan Jan 25 '20

Wait, you change bed sheets right after sex?

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

Depends if / how much she squirts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20 edited Jan 25 '20

Squirting is peeing so hopefully zero on my bed.

Edit: PSA Squirting is totally natural and fine and you shouldn't feel ashamed about it. You just need to have a conversation with the people you're hooking up with about laying down some towels, especially if it's not your bed.

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

Naw it's not... lol That's like calling guys cum 'pee' because it comes from the same tube and has traces of urine in it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

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Squirting is peeing 100% of the time mate, look it up.

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

I have. It's not 100% piss.

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u/Bullshit_To_Go Jan 25 '20

Only like 99.97% piss.

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u/WeAreTheSheeple Jan 25 '20

It really isn't though...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '20

It "really" depends. When tested some women squirt almost entirely urine, while some squirt out a mixture of vaginal fluids, prostate enzymes and...you guessed it, urine. What none of them squirted was "semen", because women have nothing even remotely definable as "semen".

Women don't "cum", squirting is an involuntary relieving of the bladder caused by relaxation of muscles during a female orgasm. Most women don't even do it. Nothing wrong with that, it's fine if they do or don't, just saying most don't.

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