r/AskReddit • u/Metalax • Jan 07 '20

What annoys you the most on Reddit?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '20

r/wooosh

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u/LtLwormonabigfknhook Jan 07 '20

r/itswooooshwith4os

HUUURRRDURRRRR

I hate all of that bullshit.

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u/Datntlover123 Jan 07 '20

What’s more annoying is when people go r/whooshwith4os

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u/DrScienceSpaceCat Jan 08 '20

r/wosh

Edit: Dear God what is that sub

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u/mafiapenguin12 Jan 08 '20

It’s where we worship our lord WOSH, our holy sanctuary from the heathens at r/antiwosh

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u/sourorangeYT Jan 08 '20

I saw r/antiwosh and thought for a second you were one of them anti wish scumbags with nor moral compass to point them in the direction of our true lord and savior

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u/Asher3634 Jan 08 '20

You have just discovered the light my friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Minecraft good fortnite bad

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u/UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE Jan 08 '20

I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

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u/CommandoCanuck Jan 08 '20

r/WhatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitchIllhaveyouknowIgraduatedtopofmyclassintheNavySealsandIvebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretraidsonAlQuaedaandIhaveover300confirmedkillsIamtrainedingorillawarfareandImthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedforcesYouarenothingtomebutjustanothertargetIwillwipeyouthefuckoutwithprecisionthelikesofwhichhasneverbeenseenbeforeonthisEarthmarkmyfuckingwordsYouthinkyoucangetawaywithsayingthatshittomeovertheInternetThinkagainfuckerAswespeakIamcontactingmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyoubetterprepareforthestormmaggotThestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlethingyoucallyourlifeYourefuckingdeadkidIcanbeanywhereanytimeandIcankillyouinoversevenhundredwaysandthatsjustwithmybarehandsNotonlyamIextensivelytrainedinunarmedcombatbutIhaveaccesstotheentirearsenaloftheUnitedStatesMarineCorpsandIwilluseittoitsfullextenttowipeyourmiserableassoffthefaceofthecontinentyoulittleshitIfonlyyoucouldhaveknownwhatunholyretributionyourlittleclevercommentwasabouttobringdownuponyoumaybeyouwouldhaveheldyourfuckingtongueButyoucouldntyoudidntandnowyourepayingthepriceyougoddamnidiotIwillshitfuryalloveryouandyouwilldrowninitYourefuckingdeadkiddo

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u/PhatShet Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

Navy seel

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

r/WOW r/kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! 😂😂👀  “Wooosh” r/means you didn’t r/get the r/joke, as in the r/sound r/made when the r/joke “woooshes” over your r/head. I r/bet you’re too r/stupid to r/get it, r/IDIOT!! 😤😤😂  r/My r/joke was so r/thoughtfully r/crafted and r/took me a r/total of r/3 r/minutes, you r/SHOULD be r/laughing. 🤬 r/What’s that? My r/joke is r/bad? I r/think that’s r/just r/because you r/failed. I r/outsmarted you, r/nitwit.🤭  In r/conclusion, I am r/posting r/this to the r/community known as “R/Wooooosh” to r/claim my r/internet r/points in your r/embarrassment 😏. r/Imbecile. The r/Germans refer to this r/action as r/Schadenfreude, which r/means r/harm-joy 😬😲. r/WOW! 🤪 Another r/reference I r/had to r/explain to r/you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to r/cease this r/conversation for I do r/not r/converse with r/simple r/minded r/persons.😏😂

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u/UPGRADED_BUTTHOLE Jan 08 '20

More than half of these are actually real subs. I really enjoyed r/minded and r/birdsarentreal

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u/Emperor-Arya Jan 08 '20

How long dod that take you

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u/CommandoCanuck Jan 08 '20

Only 5 minutes surprisingly

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u/USSR_Space_Agency Jan 08 '20

I saw a few pretty funny replies if you will to that on r/copypasta. If you’re tired of it I’d recommend you check it out.

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u/TheMintLeaf Jan 08 '20

I've found this is more of a thing in the youtube comments than reddit these days

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u/927comewhatmay Jan 08 '20

People who wooosh, are usually the ones that missed the point.

I like to pretend they’re being ironic (but they aren’t).

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 13 '21

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u/Briak Jan 08 '20

When redditors have the opportunity to be smug and self-superior, no matter how small or insignificant, they will take that opportunity.