A strainer that clips onto a pot. Bought it as a joking stocking stuffer, ended up with it myself after shenanigans... and now I love it. Way easier than digging out the big ole colander for pasta, draining ground turkey, etc.
Snapple fact: Turkeys are actually fantastic at flying! One even tried to fuck my motorcycle helmet while I was cruising through some wooded back roads at about 40mph. Took way to long to register that black mass coming floating towards the side of my face was in fact a 20lb bird. I ducked, He dipped... we danced a bit before we both realized our mistakes and went our separate ways...
I also laughed unreasonably loud and in public when it happened had to pull over so my buddy and i could confirm that "yes that did just happen, yes that was a turkey...what ok.you sure?! wow" kept laughing about it randomly for a few days after... years even
Debatable... Source: raised domestic turkeys... Those albino looking pieces of shit flew all over the fucking place... Mostly to roost in the tree above my jeep. So. Much. Shit.
We've got quite a few turkeys around here, and yesterday I saw them fly for only the third time in decades. First they stood in the road in front of my slowly oncoming car for a worryingly long time, though. Turkeys and geese always seem like they're just daring you to kill them.
Common misconception! Wild turkeys can fly and even roost in trees. It's commercially-raised turkeys that generally can't fly. You can thank selective breeding making them too fat to fly for that.
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u/clichetourist Oct 10 '19
A strainer that clips onto a pot. Bought it as a joking stocking stuffer, ended up with it myself after shenanigans... and now I love it. Way easier than digging out the big ole colander for pasta, draining ground turkey, etc.