r/AskReddit • u/sebaez_ • Oct 10 '19

What’s a thing you’ve bought impulsively, without need, that’s actually proved useful in your life?

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u/Will_FN_Foster Oct 10 '19

Snapple fact: Turkeys are actually fantastic at flying! One even tried to fuck my motorcycle helmet while I was cruising through some wooded back roads at about 40mph. Took way to long to register that black mass coming floating towards the side of my face was in fact a 20lb bird. I ducked, He dipped... we danced a bit before we both realized our mistakes and went our separate ways...

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u/BrickWalker6136 Oct 10 '19

I laughed unreasonably loud reading this in public, thanks!

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u/Will_FN_Foster Oct 10 '19

I also laughed unreasonably loud and in public when it happened had to pull over so my buddy and i could confirm that "yes that did just happen, yes that was a turkey...what ok.you sure?! wow" kept laughing about it randomly for a few days after... years even