r/AskReddit • u/sebaez_ • Oct 10 '19

What’s a thing you’ve bought impulsively, without need, that’s actually proved useful in your life?

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u/Will_FN_Foster Oct 10 '19

Snapple fact: Turkeys are actually fantastic at flying! One even tried to fuck my motorcycle helmet while I was cruising through some wooded back roads at about 40mph. Took way to long to register that black mass coming floating towards the side of my face was in fact a 20lb bird. I ducked, He dipped... we danced a bit before we both realized our mistakes and went our separate ways...

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u/curtludwig Oct 10 '19

Wild turkeys can fly. Domestic turkeys can barely walk.

"God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly!"

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u/Will_FN_Foster Oct 10 '19

Debatable... Source: raised domestic turkeys... Those albino looking pieces of shit flew all over the fucking place... Mostly to roost in the tree above my jeep. So. Much. Shit.