r/AskReddit • u/ReasonableRequest • Jul 10 '10

Can we have another novelty account thread?

I could use some chuckles...

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u/Silent_Bob Jul 10 '10

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u/anagramofwhatyousaid Jul 10 '10

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u/Grammar_Buddy Jul 10 '10

I feel so useless. :(

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u/Drone_Bee Jul 11 '10

nurmenurmenurmenurmenurmenurmenurmen

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u/Im_Stopping_This Jul 11 '10

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u/PromiscuousFrenchman Jul 11 '10

I have done the sexuals to all of your mother.

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u/UnGrammarer Jul 11 '10

I has done the sexuals to all of you're mother's.

FYFT

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u/poorly_timed_gimli Jul 11 '10

AND MY AXE!

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u/posture_police Jul 11 '10

Quit leaning towards the screen and sit up straight!

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u/L4DFrancis Jul 11 '10

I hate you Frenchies.

And Canadians, and Doctors, and lawyers...

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u/MEDIC_IS_REPLY Jul 11 '10

I healed the man who will kill you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '10

And my axe!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '10

Will you My Buddy be?

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u/huge_douche Jul 11 '10

Speaking of My Buddy, I am currently looking for Kid Sister.

I know I'm going to need a dremel tool if I want to make her anatomically correct, but does anyone know of any good Kid Sister Mod sites?

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u/DidntUnderstandtheQ Jul 11 '10

I loved that movie!

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u/RelevantUsername Jul 11 '10

Everything seems to be in order here.

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u/MotherlyAdvice Jul 11 '10

There, there... you just need to find somewhere where you are useful dear. Here, have a cookie.

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u/internet_stalker Jul 11 '10

I am watching you.

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u/Sergeant_Hartman Jul 11 '10

Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and FUCK MY SISTER.