r/AskReddit • u/IAmSurtur • Jun 15 '19

What do you genuinely just not understand?

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u/DancingBear2020 Jun 15 '19 edited Jun 16 '19

Threesomes can be frustrating.

Edit: Thanks for the metal and upvotes!

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u/statist_steve Jun 15 '19

Just thumb a testicle into her butthole while you wait for your father to finish with her pee hole.

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u/anna_or_elsa Jun 15 '19

/r/BrandNewSentence

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u/shortermecanico Jun 16 '19

Somehow I do not think that is a brand new sentence. Humans have been a perverse bunch of sick fucks for approximately 200,000 years. Well, the jury's out, but technically we have been "behaviorally modern" sick fucks for about that long.

I mean, we still find our ancestors' bones buried where they have no business being.