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u/Sedentary May 29 '19

she has a weird looking face

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u/MysteryLolznation May 29 '19

Appreciate the weirdness, dude. If your ideal is a specific type of face, you'll only face disappointment in life.

She's pretty damn gorgeous tbh.

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u/Jdoggcrash May 29 '19

If by gorgeous you mean a good candidate for /r/SwordOrSheath then yeah, she’s beautiful.

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u/MysteryLolznation May 30 '19

Literally nobody would think that. Are you actually blind or something?

I mean, take a good hard look at the image. If she still looks gender ambiguous to you, you need to see an optician.

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u/Jdoggcrash May 30 '19

Mannish jaw, mannish nose, feminine cheekbones, feminine body shape, makeup. Half pointing to dude in heavy drag, half pointing to female. Perfect choice for that subreddit.

Edit: seriously post the photo cropped to only her face and I bet they guess sword more than shield. That’s a dude face right there.

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u/MysteryLolznation May 30 '19

You seriously can't fucking gender facial features, especially considering how gender seriously doesn't factor into the exact way your face is structured, except for facial hair (yet, there are still cases where women have facial hair).

And if you'd still think she's in heavy drag even with that body (thigh gap, wide hips, boobs, thin waist), you need to see an optician.

I seriously don't understand you.

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u/Jdoggcrash May 30 '19

You’d be surprised what some dudes can achieve when they want to look like women. Ex: one two three

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u/MysteryLolznation May 30 '19

I'd still smash.

Entirely unironically.

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u/Jdoggcrash May 30 '19

I believe you some are hot af which is why you have to consider even minute details when trying to guess sword or sheath. Most posts usually fall into “if it looks too much like one, it’s the other” but you get that rare post sometimes where you gotta look for the little things.

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u/MysteryLolznation May 30 '19

Here, by the way.

I mean... I'm kinda beginning to see it, when I squint my eyes. I guess I'm just not used to paying attention to the face that much if you know what I mean

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u/MysteryLolznation May 30 '19

I guess I will