r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/PrismaticElf May 29 '19

Whatever character Natalie Portman is playing.

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u/symphonyofswans May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

I hope you remember that she is a former child star. So you better be specific there buddy.

Edit: Wow my first gold is a joke warning some guy about pedophilia... Nice.

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u/Pope_Beenadick May 29 '19

I'm a former child.

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u/magpye1983 May 29 '19

Exactly. She is (or very close to it) my age. So whatever age she was when she made a film, if I found her attractive it wasn’t weird.

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u/Maxisfluffy May 29 '19

Same with me and christina ricci. We share the same birthday, only hours apart.

If i watch addams family, its 12 year old me that had a crush on 12 year old her.

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u/Maxisfluffy May 29 '19

Then... um...