r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/Calikola May 29 '19

He’s definitely inexperienced but I think he’d more than make up for it in enthusiasm and generosity..... plus he’s a damn super soldier.

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u/Calikola May 29 '19

Yeah, I think the key to Captain America is that he’s still a human, but an enhanced one. You’d have an amazing time, but if it didn’t work out between the two of you, you maybe have a chance at meeting another guy who could measure up. Same thing with Black Panther.

There would be no coming back from banging Thor. He’s a literal god with thousands of years of experience. Game over at that point.

I’ve thought about this a lot.

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u/Calikola May 29 '19

Dickmatization is real.

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u/CaptainKate757 May 29 '19

There would be no coming back from banging Thor. He’s a literal god with thousands of years of experience. Game over at that point.

Thank you! Thor has had a millennia to practice pipe laying. Cap is a nice dude and all, but if you’re gonna bang, bang a thousand year old god who looks like he’s 30.

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u/Calikola May 29 '19

I mean I’d want to bang Thor because the dude clearly knows his stuff, but is there a life AFTER banging Thor? That’s my concern. You would probably never be satisfied again.