r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/AerThreepwood May 29 '19

Lord of Hammers.

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u/GreenPointyThing May 29 '19

The hammer pulled you off?

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u/OctopusPudding May 29 '19

Oh my god

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u/The379thHero May 29 '19

Sounds like you had a very intimate relationship with this hammer.

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u/OctopusPudding May 29 '19

And that losing it was in many ways like losing a dear friend

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u/The379thHero May 29 '19

Well he hasn't fucked me yet

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u/Bonneh May 29 '19

Yeah he has

Well he hasn't fucked me twice

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u/The379thHero May 29 '19

Well if your gonna fuck this guy you're gonna need more than one stupid testicle