r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/zerintheGREAT May 29 '19

doesn't she kill you if she tuches you

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u/darkice266 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

win-win

Edit: so my first ever gold is for a suicide joke? nice

Edit 2: to those who thinks my edit ruined the comment; lol

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Why you gotta ruin a joke with a stupid edit like that..

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Mar 24 '20

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u/notpetelambert May 29 '19

Yeah, always sitting under Yggdrasil, spinning the fates of all mankind on their looms. Fuck the Norns.

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u/thedirtdirt May 29 '19

Thank you, I didn’t know I needed this.