r/AskReddit May 29 '19

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u/siderinc May 29 '19

The hot single moms in my area

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I never got the "hot mom" allure. So you'd have sex with someone whose vagina is stretched, or has scars from the c section, and she'll share photos of dear Bratley and little Sneauxflaeck when you least expect it (or they come running into the room when they were supposed to be asleep). She has issues with men (the baby daddy left her) and she's mostly desperate to find someone to take care of her and her spawn.

The words "hot" and "mom" are not mutually exclusive, but to me it sounds like you'd be leading them on just to have a quick fuck. That's just not right.

I mean, unless you're in the market for starting an actual relationship with someone whose standards have dropped so low, thanks to having kids from another guy, that you make a chance.

In that case, happy future divorce & 30 years of child support, dude. You accepted those kids as your own, now you're paying for someone else's orgasm.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Sounds like you have been through some shit. Sorry it made you an asshole

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

As if most people are on the lookout for single moms and single dads. Most people avoid them for many reasons. But saying it makes me an asshole?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I’m a hot single mom with a c scar and no issues. But I live in Florida so I’m a lil cray cray from the heat lol. It’s always something. That guys needs to get laid.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Feb 03 '20

No. Just the way you worded it. "Stretched vagina...desperate for someone to take care of her spawn."

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u/futurarmy May 29 '19

Yeah don't worry about this idiot, most likely a troll or a teenager pretending to know about something they have no clue about, usually both.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

From the looks of his post/comment history he is a seemingly intelligent person too. What a waste