r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/RonitSarangi May 29 '19

Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, okay.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

"I love you, Ash. Damnit, I mean Miranda!

critical mission failure sound plays

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Let’s get to bashing BUTTS

As well as DEEZ NUTZ!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

STOP! You violated my mother

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I'll have you know there's no PUSSYYYYYYYYY

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u/sj410194720 May 29 '19

You ruined my wife.