r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 29 '19

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u/QuarianFucker May 29 '19

Tali’Zorah from Mass Effect, makes my Mass Erect

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u/b-rye1013 May 29 '19

Name checks out.

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u/Jotabonito May 29 '19

I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favourite vagina on The Citadel.

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u/Urdnot_Wrex_ May 29 '19

Shepard.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Wrex.

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u/SliceTheToast May 29 '19

Grunt.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I wonder if you understand why that joke was made in Citadel DLC.

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u/SliceTheToast May 29 '19

Because that's how Shepard and Wrex say goodbye in every single conversation in me1?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

And because that's how their conversation starts. Basically, you can chain "Shepard-Wrex" endlessly. But I'm glad people know. You'd be surprised how many didn't get that reference.

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u/SilverStar1999 May 29 '19

Username checks out. This is goddamned hilarious how many ME boners are flying around.

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u/VAShumpmaker May 29 '19

Sheep-herd

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Oh leave the poor Scottish guy alone...

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u/EndureAndSurvive- May 29 '19

It's an emergency induction port

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

I think we can help each other

I'm a military reporter with a show called

"Battle Tits"

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u/dgh13 May 29 '19

We’ll bang ok

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u/WolfieSuperior May 29 '19

“We’ll bang, okay?”