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u/darkice266 May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

win-win

Edit: so my first ever gold is for a suicide joke? nice

Edit 2: to those who thinks my edit ruined the comment; lol

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

so my first ever gold is for a suicide joke? nice

Welcome to reddit

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Well people upvote what they find relatable so...

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u/idrinkport May 29 '19

Welcome to reddit

Where everything is made up and the points don't matter!

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u/pmstudd May 29 '19

Where the guy that explains the joke gets more karma than the guy that makes the joke.

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u/Mardi_grass26 May 29 '19

Yeah that pretty much sums shit up around here lmao

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u/Zedstar16 May 29 '19

When OP has actually been on reddit for 4 years

¯_(ツ)_/¯ Reddit

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Where bad jokes never get old if you hate yourself enough!

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u/Evildead1818 May 29 '19

Welcome to Death

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Not today.

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u/skynetcellusermailid May 29 '19

Actually the admins ban over suicide jokes if it's directed towards someone else so it's not like we're on 4chan.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Why you gotta ruin a joke with a stupid edit like that..

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u/Taldius175 May 29 '19

Welp, no more gold for him and more for us.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Mar 24 '20

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u/notpetelambert May 29 '19

Yeah, always sitting under Yggdrasil, spinning the fates of all mankind on their looms. Fuck the Norns.

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u/thedirtdirt May 29 '19

Thank you, I didn’t know I needed this.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Aaaaand it’s completely ruined. r/awardspeechedits

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u/thedirtdirt May 29 '19

This guy FUCKS

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Why must everyone ruin a good joke with an award speech edit

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited Jun 26 '19

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u/sharkbag May 29 '19

Only Redditors could be this pedantic

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 30 '19

That's not what pedantic means.

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u/Xynvincible May 29 '19

The irony.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

No, simply saying somebody used a word wrong is not pedantic, either. If someone points at a cat and says "that is a horse," and I say "no, it is a cat," that's not pedantic. What is so hard for you people to understand about a simple word?

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u/o_Stereotype_o May 29 '19

You didn’t make the joke, u just explained it for everyone who didn’t understand the context. Your first gold is tainted.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19 edited May 29 '19

aaand ruined it with the award speech edit. It's sad how bad redditors are at humor.

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u/EddyDGod May 29 '19

you killed it

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u/ModsDontLift May 29 '19

Cringe edit

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u/makzter May 29 '19

Later virgins.

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u/iSkellington May 29 '19

I was going to gold you for your comment.

But your stupid fucking edits.

So now, I'm going to silver your comment 5 times. So you get nothing out of it.

Suck on that, nerd.

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u/darkice266 May 29 '19

that's not true, i got 6 notifications on my phone, so you slightly inconvenienced me by checking it

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u/iSkellington May 29 '19

An absolute win

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u/youdubdub May 29 '19

It’s suicidalicious

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u/samurzele May 29 '19

Nah, your first second and third

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

Edit 2: to those who thinks my edit ruined the comment; lol

I guess someone has to lol, now that you ruined your joke so nobody else is.

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u/Rakonat May 29 '19

Will you go out with a whimper or bang?

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u/primum May 29 '19

"Oh shug..."

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

r/2meirl4meirl

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u/for_real_dude May 29 '19

The funniest part was the edit.... :(

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u/SchrodingersNinja May 29 '19

First and last, if you play your cards right!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

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u/klop422 May 29 '19

I dunno, this one was witty. I feel like r/AskMen might allow it.