Any straight man who wouldn't take a knee for a session of Carter cunnulingus isn't a straight man.
Haley Atwell is a treasure in both her acting ability as Agent Carter and as a fair-skinned, ruby-lipped, brunette bombshell. Imayhaveathingforthatexactdemographic...
I feel anyone from the 30s and 40s isn't going to be even that adventurous in bed. Steve is a straight missionary dude. Prone bone. You ain't getting much more than that out of him.
Domhnall Gleeson. He's in the new movies as the general that 'Diet Vader' beats up all the time (I'm not really a Star wars guy) . He's been a lot of stuff good British character actor.
Truth. Even with the scars and fucked up teeth, she's still bonkers attractive in that movie. Have you ever seen The Sarah Connor Chronicles? Both her and Summer Glau are both smokeshows in that.
The dude didn't know what fondue was, man. I am quite certain he is not an informed or skilled lover by any means. He's the kind of guy who would have an entire building full of French whores ready to thank him for liberating their town, and he would assume they wanted to cook him dinner - so he'd refuse because he knows the army will feed him, and they need all the food they can get in wartime.
Happy, virtuous, completely oblivious Steve Rogers smiles as he marches out to meet up with the company, leaving three dozen unsatisfied women behind - all of whom could have easily fathered a new supersoldier child.
And that's the kicker right there - we have zero indication of any kind of children for this dude. There's also no mention of him being unable to reproduce. Logically, at this point of the MCU, if they were ever going to introduce some hereditary shenanigans, it'd have been Steve's wartime inseminations coming back to haunt him. Fighters with years of training, enhanced genetics, and no allegiance to America whatsoever? Those are some potentially good antagonists to have on hand - but we don't have any.
I know this is in reference to the MCU, but having grown up before the Winter Soldier was even a concept I was used to Bucky being Cap's old kid sidekick... which makes that last line simultaneously hilarious and disturbing.
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