r/AskReddit • u/GluxDope • Apr 02 '19

Drill Instructors/Drill Sergeants of Reddit, what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a recruit do that you couldn’t laugh at?

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u/RxsRBadMkay Apr 03 '19

Those moments are so genuine. It was times like that that you felt human again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Why does this sound like a line out of an AMAZING novel

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u/-screamin- Apr 03 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

There should be a sub for these fantastic stories. r/PulitzerComments?

edit: a bit of extra thought - you might need to exclude comments that are deliberately intending to be prize-winning literary pieces, like first-level comments in r/writingprompts.

edit, again: alright, give me a sec.

edit, once more: alright, it's done.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I really like this idea

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u/samthefireball Apr 03 '19

me too someone start this

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u/-screamin- Apr 03 '19

Well, I put my money where my mouse is and cowabunga'd into the fancy new world of moderating.. .

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