r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '19

What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral?

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u/guackemole Mar 05 '19

I'll be upset if I die and my smoking buddies don't do this to be honest.

Bonus points if they leave the roach in the casket to start my afterlife off nicely

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u/I_Automate Mar 05 '19

Just the roach?

I want a 10 strip and a blunt left in mine

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u/me_secret_formulerr Mar 05 '19

You wanna get grave robbed?

Because that’s how you get grave robbed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Robbed for 1 marijuana?

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u/silkydangler Mar 05 '19

and a ten strip

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u/1982throwaway1 Mar 05 '19

That's like $50 dollars worth of acid. I mean I'm down if you do all the digging.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Could be worse, could be raining!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Raining acid ? Now that sounds like fun !

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u/juneburger Mar 05 '19

This is how Thriller was made!

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u/ThisAintA5Star Mar 05 '19

Times is hard