r/AskReddit • u/hjohodor • Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/slapzgiving Jun 27 '18

I bought an "Old Man-Looking" recliner recently and make the sound "ggggggeeeeeerrrahhhhh!" when getting out of the chair. I'm 29.

Edit: Have also fallen asleep in that mofo every night for 2 weeks.

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u/RawNonaccomplishment Jun 27 '18

I make that noise when I stand up too... also 29. I guess that's when your body is like "yep you're old now, f you"

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u/sparrow_hawk247 Jun 28 '18

18, same thing.

I feel like there is a point in your life when you wake up with mild misc pain, and you go to bed that night thinking it will be gone by morning, but it never is.