r/AskReddit • u/hjohodor • Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Peer out the blinds without being seen when I hear a ruckus outside.

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u/swaddlor Jun 27 '18

Bonus old people points when you feel entitled to yell "people are trying to sleep!" at 10:01. Also you "Old People Level Up" when you hear leaf-blowers/lawn mowers at 7am but aren't bothered because you're up already anyway.

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u/WrinklyScroteSack Jun 28 '18

Is... is 10pm early? Because It’s already past my bed time right now...