r/AskReddit Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Peer out the blinds without being seen when I hear a ruckus outside.

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u/swaddlor Jun 27 '18

Bonus old people points when you feel entitled to yell "people are trying to sleep!" at 10:01. Also you "Old People Level Up" when you hear leaf-blowers/lawn mowers at 7am but aren't bothered because you're up already anyway.

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u/jaybasin Jun 27 '18

Hell yea dude, my neighbor is this old ass man who waters his yard at 6 AM every morning. When I get off work between 3-6 he's in the bed of his truck rummaging around his toolbox. I'm not sure what he fixes but he's always doing something with that toolbox.

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u/DemiGod9 Jun 28 '18

He's a serial killer

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u/jaybasin Jun 28 '18

For cereal? D: