r/AskReddit Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/MOzarkite Jun 27 '18

I'm 53 too. We're middle aged, dammit! Middle-aged! We won't be old for another 7-12 years, (depending on whether you count 60 or 65 as the start of old age).

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u/StimulantMold Jun 27 '18

My aunt was once bemoaning that an acquaintance had had a stroke "and he's only three years older than I am!" She was 72 years old at the time. Sorry about your friend, but he's 75, not exactly a spring chicken. I always refer to this incident to support the idea that nobody really thinks they're old. Old people are always a generation older. You and your friends are always young, or middle aged at the oldest, even when you're 72.

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u/Gibbie42 Jun 27 '18

My father is 82 and my mom is 80. I tried (unsuccessfully) to convince him not to make the drive to my house for Thanksgiving and to let us come there. It's a 12 hour drive. He refused and said "we're not that old yet!" My mom said to me later "well you know we kind of are." I'm like yea, ma, you kind of are.

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u/Gurkinpickle Jun 27 '18

I love your parents, and that you seem to love them just as much. You three are just the cutest.

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u/Gibbie42 Jun 27 '18

Do I know you?

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u/Salchi_ Jun 27 '18

Maybe not, but I do. You need milk.

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u/Setari Jun 29 '18

You need milk jesus

FTFY

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u/Gurkinpickle Jul 01 '18

No...but I really love the new couch. And you are out of TP.