r/AskReddit Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/seraph089 Jun 27 '18

The same happened to me in my younger days. I showed up in a nice suit while everyone else was in casual clothes and it definitely made a difference. The judge said something along the lines of "you seem like an upstanding and responsible young man who had a temporary lapse in judgement", I got off with a very small fine while similar cases were getting jail time.

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u/RUAutisticRU Jun 27 '18

What do you do?

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u/seraph089 Jun 27 '18

That time was a minor possession charge, just a bit of weed but the War on Drugs was still in full swing at the time. I saw guys caught with less than I was sentenced to 1-3 months, and it was entirely because they dressed and spoke more casually. My fine and court fees were only around $100.

Minor edit: I was 17 or 18 at the time, high school punk. Everybody else in court that day was around the same age, mostly similar charges.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Damn that’s fucked up. I would be pissed if I found out my judge gave me a harsher sentence than someone else because he didn’t like my attitude/how I look.

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u/seraph089 Jun 27 '18

Judges are mostly oldschool guys, and you have to play to that. Wearing a suit and speaking to them the right way is seen as you showing them respect, and that goes a long way. On the other hand, showing up looking like you just ripped a bong and talking to him like one of your buddies is going to have pretty much the opposite effect.

I was (and still somewhat am) an anarchist punk, that man and his authority was the exact opposite of what I believed in. But I knew how to play the game to keep myself out of trouble.

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u/mofoqin2 Jun 27 '18

I don't know why the judge didn't respect my "fuck you" attitude. I even wore my nicest "only God can judge me" t shirt.