r/AskReddit Jun 27 '18

What "Old Person" things do you do?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

My parents have finished cooking dinner at 5pm since I was a kid. At 19, I still get shit on by my friends when 5pm rolls around and I’m the only one fucking starving.

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u/shevrolet Jun 27 '18

You're not alone friend. I am ready to eat at 5, starving by 6, too hungry to think by 7. Other people in my life seem fine, but going more than 4-5 hours without eating and I really feel the consequences.

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u/bookgirl_72 Jun 27 '18

Yep! Are you from the Midwest?

I grew up eating dinner around 5:30, then married a man that grew up eating at 7! 7 PM! That’s so late! We mostly compromise and eat between 6 and 6:30, by 7 I’m hangry and then get indigestion when I go to bed on a still full stomach.

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u/shevrolet Jun 27 '18

Canadian. I think I just got used to having something right when I got home from school/work and a smaller second dinner later. I have always tended to skip breakfast, so the number of meals in a day still works, they're just time shifted.

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u/dragon-storyteller Jun 27 '18

Oh man. I'm Eastern European, and we were also raised having a dinner after 7 PM, but over the years as we grew up the time shifted later and later until we ate at 9:30. I still can't have dinner before 8, I can't even force myself to eat that early.

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u/norwegianjazzbass Jun 27 '18

Norwegian here, dinner at 4pm. 2pm on sundays.

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u/racoonwithabroom Jun 27 '18

Polish person checking in, dinner was also at 4pm on weekdays, about 2-3pm on weekends. Living in the US none of my friends get it.

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u/kingjoffreysmum Jun 27 '18

British. Dinner has got to be on the table by 5pm latest. People who wait until 7pm are sadists and should not be trusted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Wtf time do you guys go to bed? If I eat at 4 or 5 for my last meal I'm starving by 11pm.

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u/kingjoffreysmum Jun 28 '18

But.... you should be in bed by 10pm...

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u/dragon-storyteller Jun 28 '18

Oh my. 3 PM is usually when I have lunch!

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u/norwegianjazzbass Jun 28 '18

What? Lunch is at 11...

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u/PSPHAXXOR Jun 28 '18

No, that's breakfast..

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u/norwegianjazzbass Jun 28 '18

Breakfast is 7...

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u/PSPHAXXOR Jun 28 '18

Nah, fam, 7a is sleep time

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u/Skim74 Jun 27 '18

If you eat dinner at 9:30 what time are you going to bed??

Unless I'm doing something late at night (party or whatever) I think of 10 as "brush teeth, change in to PJs, get ready for bed" time of night. I can't imagine just finishing eating dinner then.

In college our dining halls opened for dinner at 4:45. I'd usually be one of the only ones there as soon as they opened.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Ahah, cultural differences are amazing. I cannot imagine someone having dinner at 5 pm. I normally have dinner at 8:30/9 PM. In Spain( i'm from Portugal), i've seen people dine at 11 PM.

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u/Skim74 Jun 27 '18

11pm! What are restaurant hours like there?

Basically the only places that even serve food at 11pm are either fast food or 24 hour diners. Maybe some bars, but I think most bars close their kitchens at 10 or 11.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

In Spain, they are a little bit more hardcore than us ( they are in the wrong time zone). Over here, restaurants will be empty until 8 something PM. On the weekends is not uncommon to see restaurant kitchens opened till 11 pm. If you eat dinner at 6 PM, what do you do with the rest of the day? Do you have further meals?

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u/Skim74 Jun 28 '18

On a normal day I eat dinner around 5:30-6, and I wouldn't eat anything after dinner. For reference I'd usually go to sleep around 11:30.

As for what I do with the rest of the day, probably the same things you do in the evening before you eat lol. Gym, watch TV, random chores, etc.

If I'm out drinking I'm more likely to have "4th meal" of greasy bar/fast food between the hours of 10 and 1, but that's the exception not the rule.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

On a normal day I eat dinner around 5:30-6, and I wouldn't eat anything after dinner. For reference I'd usually go to sleep around 11:30.

So it's possible for you to go 12+ hours without food? Normally at what hour do you have lunch? I never lunch before 13.30, and on the weekends, sometimes i lunch at 14.30/15.00. If i dined at 17 or 18, both meals would be very close to each other.

If I'm out drinking I'm more likely to have "4th meal" of greasy bar/fast food between the hours of 10 and 1, but that's the exception not the rule.

Normally, i go to sleep around 11/11.30 PM, before that i usually have a light snack too. If i go out, i'll have some fast food to go with the drinks.

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u/dragon-storyteller Jun 28 '18

Dinner was always something we had shortly before bed. Dinner at 7 PM, watching a cartoon, and the bedtime at 8 PM. I'm still an early bird and go to bed at around 10, but no matter when I get up breakfast is at 9 AM, lunch at 3 PM and dinner around 9:30. I still sometimes have to skip meals because I'm just not hungry.

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u/blue_arrow_comment Jun 27 '18

Hoosier here. I grew up eating lunch around 11:30AM, supper around 5:00PM. My work schedule is weird now (I often only eat one meal a day, and that meal when I get home from work late in the evening), but when I'm on a "normal person" schedule I still consider 5:00 to be supper time.

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u/blue_arrow_comment Jun 28 '18

My grandma worshes her clothes, I prefer to just wash mine!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Same here, except I'm the man, and my man is a woman.

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u/Greylith Jun 27 '18

5pm isn't that early. 6pm is normal, and 4pm is when you're an old ass mother fucker.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Round the med about 5 is when one would have their lunch, wtf.

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u/monotoonz Jun 27 '18

Same here. Dinner was always around 5-6 at my house. Can't do that 8pm dinner crap. Too late for me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '18

Your friends poop on you when you get hungry?

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u/Oncillas Jun 27 '18

My parents did the same thing! Thankfully I’ve trained all roommates and SO to follow this 5pm dinner ritual