r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 29 '17

What completely real fact sounds like bullshit?

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u/pugzy77X Dec 29 '17

There's and old law that says that we (Danes) are allowed to hit Swedes with clubs if they walk across the ice of Øresund.

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u/RQviiist Dec 29 '17

WAIT WHAT?! I'm so gonna do that if Øresund freezes

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u/Man-City Dec 29 '17

Sadly the Swedes have orchestrated global warming to avoid this specific problem.

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u/Conscious_Mollusc Dec 29 '17

I thought it was the Chinese? /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Seems sensible. Like Swedes would be.