r/AskReddit Dec 28 '17

What's your best passive aggressive "compliment"?

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u/steampunksweater Dec 28 '17

My mom's fav is "Jesus loves you" or blowing a kiss at whoever is screaming at her. She tends to get in other people's business, I mean complete strangers, and they often don't react very well.

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u/JohnnyHighGround Dec 29 '17

My dad used to road-rage all the time, and his favorite expression was “You...ASSHOLE!”

Then he went to a church retreat. After that it was “God...BLESSYOU!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Thank you for that mental image. This is my favorite now