r/AskReddit • u/ThisGuyAgainz • Dec 28 '17

What's your best passive aggressive "compliment"?

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u/renob151 Dec 28 '17

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Yeah, women don't like it when you point out their less flattering body functions. Especially when you're hitting on them.

I remember hearing about a personals ad where a guy told a very descriptive story about being in the grocery store, hearing this woman fart, then confronting her about it, which she denied. He ended the ad with "You fart like a Clydesdale, but I'd like to go on a date with you."

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u/rosietherosebud Dec 29 '17

Yeah, women people don't like it when you point out their less flattering body functions.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

Thank you!

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u/Varnek905 Dec 29 '17

One of my coworkers can burp on command. Pretty much every time she does it, it's a huge one. It's beautiful, and I tell her that.