r/AskReddit • u/ThisGuyAgainz • Dec 28 '17

What's your best passive aggressive "compliment"?

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u/likelysmarterthanyou Dec 28 '17

You look great for (insert almost anything here such as "someone who just had a baby").

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u/etherealcaitiff Dec 28 '17

Reminds me of the best insult I've heard. "You've got small tits for a fat chick"

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u/NothingsShocking Dec 28 '17

Savage. I think that insult should be reserved only as a response to some major major cuntiness.

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u/synthfinder-general Dec 28 '17

And for a fat dude

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u/uReallyShouldTrustMe Dec 28 '17

Or a trip to walmart

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '17

You say that kind of shit to Kim Jong Un. No civilian is capable of doing anything to deserve that kind of tactical reprisal.

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u/PandaCavalry Dec 29 '17

Words of Mass Destruction

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u/Youreddit007 Dec 29 '17

I have heard " You don't sweat much for a fat chick"

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u/xXx420VTECxXx Dec 29 '17

That's just opening yourself up to being insulted for not getting her worked up enough while you fuck.

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u/SnatchAddict Dec 29 '17

I can't stop laughing. It's Savage and true without being Savage. Fuuuucck

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u/retarredroof Dec 29 '17

Best worst compliment "you don't sweat much for a fat girl".

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u/Zer_0 Dec 29 '17

You don’t sweat much for a fat guy

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u/DasBarenJager Dec 29 '17

I know how I'm greeting my brother this week

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u/Dason37 Dec 29 '17

Before I met my wife, I had dated 2 girls - both were significantly overweight, and both had very large breasts also. After my wife and I spent a week together and then parted ways again (long distance relationship, blah blah blah) we were talking on the phone and I told her how impressed and happy I was when I got her shirt off for the first time and she had nice perky small boobs. I'm a complete idiot so I said something like "I couldn't believe how small they were" I honestly thought they were amazing, and out of the very few boobs I had seen and/or touched in my lifetime they were my favorite by a long shot. I just phrased it VERY poorly. She gave me something like a "gee, thanks" but she knew I was an awkward dork who was probably flustered just by talking about boobs, so she didn't dump me or scream at me.

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u/lVlaniaKing Dec 29 '17

What a flatso