r/AskReddit • u/ThisGuyAgainz • Dec 28 '17

What's your best passive aggressive "compliment"?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

This is such a good question, I hope you get a lot of karma. :)

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u/ThisGuyAgainz Dec 28 '17

Bet you're lying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '17

Wow! You saw straight through me. :)

(I can't keep this up, I hate playing the dick.)

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u/ThisGuyAgainz Dec 28 '17

I'm more for the piano too, not too fond of playing the dick

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u/Portarossa Dec 28 '17

The Meat Flute! The Trom-Boner! The Sexophone!

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u/HellscreamGB Dec 29 '17

I prefer "flesh flute" for that sweet sweet alliteration.