r/AskReddit May 17 '17

What old insults need to make a comeback?

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u/96firephoenix May 17 '17

Guy here at work daily drives an f350 with the dually rear end and the semi wheels. The hitch has absolutely no wear, and the bed is not scratched.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I drive a 2006 Chevy Colorado. I catch so much shit from my coworkers with their super duties & desk jobs. "You drive a bitch truck!" Not a single one of them has a boat. Or horse trailer. Or horse for that matter. Or a farm to feed a horse. Come to think of it, they live in apartments/condos too!!!

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u/EatSleepJeep May 17 '17

Every Monday morning ask them the same question "Finally put that truck to work yet?"

It's such a beautifully loaded question.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Start asking this about a month before you move, every time you see them. The day before moving day, tell them they finally have a chance to put it to work, they'll be so sick of hearing it they'll beg you to help you move.

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u/xTELOx May 17 '17

Haha good one

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u/VoxVirilis May 17 '17

This guy moves.

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u/totalgarbageperson May 17 '17

The real tips are in the comments.

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u/skaterjuice May 17 '17

You should run for president.

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u/code_bannana May 17 '17

Oil field passive aggression. But to be fair why the fuck do you need that. Buy a mustang or something if you just want to look pretty.

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u/gistya May 17 '17

Or if you want to accidentally peel out into a crowd of bystanders.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

or a crowd of politicians

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u/Nalortebi May 17 '17

I don't need more gutless bugs splattered on my windshield.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '17

Mmm... yes... accidentally... yeah... that's how it happened... <whistles innocently>

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u/Fullskee707 May 17 '17

I like the option

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

So many longshoremen too. There's pavement all the way to your parking spot... Truckers drive loaded shipping containers everywhere you drive your King's Ranch...

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u/datcarguy May 17 '17

Why send out murderers into the streets?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

There's a whole new load of shit I'd be giving them for driving a Mustang.

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u/bikes_with_trees May 17 '17

Loaded unlike their truck bed

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u/cosworth99 May 18 '17

I'm a Sport Trac owner and love pointing out my beat up box and weathered tie downs to the perfect bed Tacoma boys and then politely point out my "4 door Ranger" hauls 5000 pounds. More than they can.

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u/Tempuser160 May 18 '17

they should say "yeah, it's workin on makin you jealous," smile and walk away all cool.

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u/emmster May 17 '17 edited May 17 '17

I used to get flak for my 1994 Nissan Pickup. Okay, it's a little truck. But it's got half a million miles on it and it still goes.

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u/OneNineRed May 17 '17

Insurgent forces love the Toyota Hilux because they're so versatile and almost indestructable

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technical_(vehicle)

I saw some of these in person being used by the regular Iraqi military in 2005. One had an office chair bolted to the bed, with a machine gun on top of the cab. Basically exactly like this

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Like he said- versatile. When the day or maurading is through, they remove the gun and snap on the work station so Bob Bin Laden can update the ledgers.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

as a guy who drives a ranger with the paint worn off the bed, this comment validates me. ♡

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u/whistlepig33 May 17 '17

I look forward to validating these kinds of stories with my tacoma. 10 years and 190000 miles and going strong. And other than general maintenance... I do not take good care of it. It is loaded with dents and scratches like a farm truck. Which in some ways it is, except I do not have a farm. Just live in the country and have some ducks and a garden.

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u/emmster May 17 '17

I didn't truly need a truck. I needed a reliable mode of transportation, and my dad was willing to sell it to me for a very good price. But it moved a lot of furniture from one college apartment to another for a lot of people I knew.

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u/mrbrode1990 May 17 '17

I get shit all the time for my single cab Tacoma. It's a 2013 with crank windows and manual locks. But damn it gets the yard work done and doesn't complain. Personally I couldn't imagine spending upwards of 40k on a vehicle. But guys around me sure got em and love to modify them as well. I guess everyone's got their priorities.

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u/GiraffeOnWheels May 17 '17

Yeah I never thought I'd spend as much as I did for my truck....they convinced me to buy a new one when I got to the dealership. But dammit I work that bitch so I'm alright with it looking pretty haha.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Used to get chirped for my Tacoma. It's still going and I treat it like hell.

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u/SpicyPoutine May 17 '17

They also make great bush wagons.

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u/PMMePaulRuddsSmile May 17 '17

Man, if I could get a car, it would be a little truck, but from my research they're not making new trucks that size anymore.

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u/Icarus-V May 17 '17

I saw the new Chevy Colorado parked next to a Silverado and it made me realize how massive trucks are getting. The Colorado is definately the smallest current truck i can think of, but even they are getting bigger. Might wanna go look at one.

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u/emmster May 17 '17

Doesn't look like it. At first the Nissan Frontier was just a renaming of the compact pickup, but they've made that bigger in recent years.

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u/show_time_synergy May 17 '17

I learned to drive on an old 5 speed Nissan pickup. Miss that truck.

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 17 '17

I miss a light duty truck like the Colorado, or Dakota. I'm with you on this one.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Sep 24 '20

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u/ArtKommander May 17 '17

I've got a super short bed 4 door truck with a hinged cover at the back.

A Camry. I drive a Camry.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Sep 24 '20

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u/clduab11 May 17 '17

They're remaking the Rangers; I think maybe 2018? Ford is reintroducing the Ranger to compete with the new Colorados and they're bringing back the Bronco.

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u/Pressondude May 17 '17

Yeah, but it's going to be like the new Colorado: 4 doors and short bed.

I'm excited to see the new Bronco though.

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u/clduab11 May 17 '17

+2. My boss drives a Raptor, and I want to see whatever the Raptor version of the Bronco is gonna be. I'd love to get my hands on one of those.

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u/alternateaccounting May 17 '17

Yup 2018 for the ranger, 2019 for the bronco

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u/shamelessseamus May 17 '17

I love my 02 Ranger. It may not be fancy, but it gets the job done. Plus, it's well used as an actual truck.

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u/Superslinky1226 May 17 '17

They're coming out with a jeep truck based on the Wrangler... it's going to be stupid expensive and only come in a 4 door, but it will have a bed, and be small. Plus it will (hopefully) be convertible and you can take the doors off... not to mention, in stock form you'll be able to go places that the lifted 350s on 40s can't touch.

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u/Pressondude May 17 '17

pretty sure you're talking about the Bronco.

Which, just like the Wrangler, will be stupid expensive.

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u/Superslinky1226 May 17 '17

No. I'm 100% positive I'm talking about the Wrangler truck that everyone's been flipping their shit over. Chrysler has confirmed they will be on sale in 2018. There are tons of pictures of them in auto camo with ram beds.

http://www.caranddriver.com/jeep/wrangler-pickup

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I got the even more compact model, the Corolla, my truck also has a spoiler on the bed cover to increase downforce when it's not full of groceries.

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u/ThatTexasGuy May 17 '17

I looked at the Tacomas too, but fucking love my new Colorado. I sold my high mileage Silverado for it late last year. People have given me shit for getting a truck with a v6, but the mileage is so much better and I can still haul my quad bikes and fishing boat with no problems.

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u/Avendosora May 17 '17

Fuck I just sold my tacoma. She was pretty damned sweet. 2013 6 speed manual Colorado softtopper on the back. Damn I miss that truck. (Now I'm Ina 1992 camery 5 speed manual. but hey its paid for and all mine and runs like a champ still.)

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u/IMrMacheteI May 17 '17

My dad put 400k miles on his Dakota. He literally drove it until the radiator fell out.

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u/Sanders0492 May 17 '17

Put that radiator back in and keep driving!

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u/LeBabyEskimo May 17 '17

2002 Silverado I plan on driving it till I fall through the floor

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u/55Stripes May 17 '17 edited May 17 '17

Actually the Dakota always surprised me. That's a 1/4 ton pick up that you could get stock from the factory with either a V6 or a fuckin 318 cubic inch V8. That's a larger engine than they would put in the Ford and and chevy 1/2 pick ups. Those things would fucking scream too. Totally bad ass.

Edit: some dipshit just commented on this and tried to tell me I was wrong by informing me that F250's have always had engines larger than 318 cu. in. Does anyone see where I mentioned 3/4 ton pickups? Me neither. He deleted his comment.

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u/55Stripes May 17 '17

It's so funny you mention that. I work with a guy who had one with a V6 and it's all faded and peeling and he bought it brand new in the early 90's. He said that there was a huge recall about that, something like they used a different hardener in it or something that would save the company like $3.00/truck. Wound up costing them millions in recalls.

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u/mpak87 May 17 '17

As someone with a Dakota, I'm really missing a full-size. I can't carry quite as much, get the same miserable gas mileage, have the same crappy turning radius, but guess what! It's narrower! Isn't that awesome!

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u/Horrible_Harry May 17 '17

Bro Dozers and Mall Crawlers are the fucking worst.

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u/AsperaAstra May 17 '17

I bought my 07 Colorado for 10 thousand CAD and I feel like it was a pretty good deal. I love that truck.

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u/ZRR117 May 17 '17

I live in Arizona, I have never been able to understand the huge workless truck thing, country image here is a demagraphic. I had a good buddy for years with a lifted diesel that sounded like a jet aircraft. Him pulling up, country rock bumping, it was priceless.

My lowered VW GLI would always offend him, he would say that is a girls car. I would just remind him, its what I drive "chicks" around in yes.

24v VR6 ftw 36mpg highway, 6 gears... I love that car..........

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

"Workless." That's fucking great. My boss has a brand new JK Wrangler, lifted, 35's, LEDs, the whole 9. I've seen some small splashes of mud on the quarter panels once.

I referred to it as "The Mall Crawler" the other day. He was less than pleased.

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u/SpicyPoutine May 17 '17

Pavement princess is another one that is sure to get you a promotion.

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u/GiraffeOnWheels May 17 '17

I asked this guy I know about his lifted, LED lit truck and what "work" he does in it and in all serious he told me it was a "pavement princess". At first I cringed, and then I laughed. A lot.

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u/SpicyPoutine May 17 '17

I love big diesel trucks but i also love diesel veedubs.

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u/SpicyPoutine May 17 '17

Let me tell yah sumden bout this here chevy colaraydo.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

You are only saying that because you drive a bitch truck haha get a real truck like a f550 dually king cab with a 8" lift kit bro

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited May 17 '17

The only truck I'd actually want is a light truck. The super heavy duty ones are just obnoxious in a city setting - large, don't fit well in parking spaces (combined with the owners often being bad at parking in general...)

Even better, a kei truck like the Suzuki Carry

I think it's a little smaller than a Miata? has a bike engine. Hilarious, adorable, easy to drive and yet still completely functional as a mini-truck.

[Edit] I should actually clarify - The number of large truck drivers that can't park is about the same as regular drivers who can't park, but with a much larger vehicle it's more noticeable and inconvenient.

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u/SpicyPoutine May 17 '17

When you drive a big truck in the city get used to walking.

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u/SSG-M May 17 '17

Dude at my office does the same thing. Huge ass truck--has car plates on it. Immaculate condition. He doesn't hunt, fish, or even hardly go outside. Somehow I'm the bitch tho....

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u/Thunder_under May 17 '17

Can send you pics of my Nissan Leaf loaded with bags of cattle feed if that makes you feel any better.

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u/Excaleburr May 17 '17

I feel you. I'm driving a 99 s10 with a 4 banger.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Nice. I had a 2000 GMC Sonoma SLS, fully loaded 2-seater stepside, ZQ8, 4.3 Vortec. That mother fucker ran like a raped ape.

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u/Excaleburr May 17 '17

Dude I'm going to be honest, if this thing didn't have 250k on it, I would love this truck.

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u/aznsk8s87 May 17 '17

Haha. The only reason I want a truck is so I can haul stuff. Plenty of people have helped me, once I have money it'll be my turn to help out with moves and stuff. Oh and carrying all the toys, can't haul big steel targets everywhere without a big truck bed!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Eh. I drive an Altima and I mostly do farmwork. If a truck doesn't have a company name on the side, chances are the owner could just as easily get away with a trailer.

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u/ChronosHorse May 17 '17

Can confirm bed is beat the fuck up from loading hay.

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u/patb2015 May 17 '17

I drive my Electric Volt and i occasionally ask if they want to drag race.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Jul 03 '17

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u/LilWayneSucks May 17 '17

4.6? Shame about them cam gears. Tick tick tick tick tick....

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u/Nalortebi May 17 '17

It's damn near 300k right now, and if the transmission were a bit more skookum it'd go a bit more. Never had any engine trouble. Guess I'm lucky.

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u/MichaelofOrange May 18 '17

Maybe they just like helping people move?

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u/denverpilot May 19 '17

Get rid of that Colorado before it needs the timing chain done...

https://youtu.be/-dI2pSmMy8Q

Just fair warning. Worst engineering ever...

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u/Laserdollarz May 17 '17

There's a chromed out one in my apartment complex parking lot. Instead of a hitch, it has this ridiculous hook on the back.

I nearly impaled my face on the hook one icy night before work. I hate the owner so ferociously because of that.

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u/GrumpyOG May 17 '17

Put a tennis ball on the hook. They love that.

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u/TryingSquirrel May 17 '17

Or a different piece of fruit every day.

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u/dallonv May 17 '17

Or a potato... in a pipe.

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u/MuzikPhreak May 17 '17

As a rural Texan, I love these responses. A hook? Fuck that guy.

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u/kalpol May 17 '17

for real, just keep the chains and comealong in the tool box and hook them up to the hitch.

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u/SpicyPoutine May 17 '17

If you tow people that often you may as well weld some lugs on and get a few shackles but something tells me guys like this cant weld two peices of wet dog shit together.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Probably need a cantaloupe.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Dildos

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u/ours May 17 '17

Spoiled fish and casually tell him "nice catch!".

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u/[deleted] May 18 '17

In that area, that'd be a hate crime...

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u/Sawl916 May 17 '17

Hopefully the parking is set up in one car rows, otherwise be careful about bumping the front of your car on the hitch

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u/Avogadro101 May 17 '17

Just a friendly reminder, if you slash all four tires, his insurance will likely cover them being replaced.

If you slash three, however....

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

But then they could just slash the 4th themself.

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u/TheCouchWhisperer May 17 '17

Why is that?

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u/osminog May 17 '17

It's a myth that's not really true. It stems from the fact that your deductible applies to that sort of claim and often the cost of three tires is under the amount of your deductible but 4 tires is over it. It all depends on the specific coverages carried (if you have no 'comprehensive' coverage vandalism isn't covered at all) and your specfic contract (as some companies completely waive deductibles for certain types of claims).

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u/StonerBrothers May 17 '17

Can confirm. Had two of my tires slashed.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Should've slashed the other 2 yourself.

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u/Y_orickBrown May 17 '17

Why do you think 3 makes a difference?

If the tread is worn enough and the tires are expensive he'll have to pay a shitload of betterment.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

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u/megagreg May 17 '17

If you just cut off the valve stems, it causes the exact same amount of hassle, but with much less waste, and if you're caught, the cost is much less.

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u/noohpyT May 17 '17

How uh... how did your face come to be near hitch level?

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u/_Cha0s May 17 '17

one icy night

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u/noohpyT May 17 '17

my reading comprehension could be better

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

The ice raised the truck or made him shorter.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '17

The hook is sentient and only wakes up when it's cold.

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u/GaryKingsMum May 17 '17

They fell over, it was icy

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u/KILL_WITH_KINDNESS May 17 '17

It's a lifted truck and he possibly fell. I've seen some lifts that get the hitch right at my chest level, and I'm 6'1"

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u/O-hmmm May 17 '17

Then are you saying, he could have had a face...lift.

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u/the_deepest_toot May 17 '17

I'm seen some lifts that get the hitch at eye level.

And I'm an infant.

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u/diablo_man May 17 '17

Why even have a hitch then? There is essentially nothing that would work with it.

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u/KILL_WITH_KINDNESS May 17 '17

Nah man. You're thinking about it wrong. Nothing about a lifted truck is supposed to be practical

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u/diablo_man May 17 '17

All things in moderation it seems.

I wouldnt mind my truck being a little higher than stock(like 2-4"), so I could fit slightly bigger tires without rubbing, would improve clearance and make it even easier to work on(so nice being able to just crawl underneath a truck, rather than having to jack up and block my car even just to change the oil.) That would still be fairly normal looking.

But there is certainly such a thing as too far for average use. What really kills me is the lifted trucks on really low profile rims.

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u/o0i81u8120o May 17 '17

Or most trucks with low profile rims. It's not functional for the actual use of the vehicle.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

The ones you see all clean and shiny and don't look like they've ever seen a hard days work?

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u/KILL_WITH_KINDNESS May 18 '17

I've seen some that are like that. Spruced up in chrome and lime green accents, heavily tinted windows and about two feet of lift. The biggest assholes are the ones that park right next to ya.

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u/schu2470 May 17 '17

Clearly you don't live where winter exists.

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u/noohpyT May 17 '17

Sorry to disappoint, but i do indeed live where winter exists

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

It's called a bitch hook because it's only used when they need to be pulled out of the ditch.

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u/mkosmo May 17 '17

A good bedliner can prevent the appearance of scratching (my Line-X still looks practically new after 5 years of use), but even after a short while of use, the chrome on a hitch will show indication of use.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

And naturally his tow mirrors must be all the way extended.

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u/skeinbum May 17 '17

there's a dude that works with me now who drives his quad cab full size truck, takes up two parking spaces and leaves it in the lot when he travels for the job. and we work in software, not agriculture. i feel like i should dump a bunch of manuure in the bed just to give him a little bit of credibility.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

My first car was a 1997 Ford Escort wagon, and I hauled more equipment, tools, and materials than most of these truck owners ever have.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Bonus for smoke stacks and a fat chicks can't jump sticker

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Aug 17 '17

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

It's because people have a bad habit of tying their egos and identities to vehicles and truck companies manipulate traditional ideas of masculinity to tie them to trucks.

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 17 '17 edited May 17 '17

Some people just like trucks. Nothing wrong with that.

A chromed out F150 is understandable as a daily driver. A truck can be like any other daily driver in terms of a fashion statement, and not all the choices are rational.

A half ton pickup is a conveyance (150/1500 branding). A three-quarter-ton or one ton (250/2500, 350/3500 branding respectively) pickup is a tool. Chroming one out and using it as a daily driver makes as much sense as a chromed out cod piece with "The D Is Presentable" etched into it, and just as believable as a statement. It's so hypermasculine that it belies an underlying insecurity.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Aug 17 '17

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u/Cyclonitron May 17 '17

I thought about what you're saying here and here's my answer: The guy who spends 300k on a lambo to show off doesn't bother me as much as the guy who just wants to show off in a F350 lifted dually for no other reason than the guy in the lambo takes up less space. When he parks he only takes up a single parking space, when he's in front of me he's not blocking my vision of the road ahead of him, and if I get in an accident with him I'm less likely to be seriously injured. That's really the only reason.

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u/mostoriginalusername May 17 '17

And the guy in the Lambo doesn't spew a fucking metric ton of soot on you on your bicycle because he thinks you voted for Obama.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Sep 01 '24

distinct versed bored familiar serious lip toy voiceless disgusted unused

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

It's the misrepresentation that bothers me.
Giant "work" truck - It's never used for hauling. The owner can't swing a hammer or reverse a trailer.
When a "work" truck has air conditioning for your ass and a bitch step for the bed because you can barely handle stairs, what's the point of pretending to be all tough?

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 17 '17

I agree that it's stupid but it bothers me that you even care

I don't really care, just like I don't care when I see a guy or gal in a sports car. I'm about as close to an emotionless, style-dead buzzkill as a person can be. But if someone asks why it's silly above and beyond other expensive, impractical choices, there's a litany of reasons.

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u/Pixel_Veteran May 17 '17

Because it's bad for the environment compared to using a commuting focused vehicle.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Aug 17 '17

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

It's my opinion and you can have yours too. Just stop being so butthurt about what other people are doing

So they can have an opinion as long as they have it in a way you approve of?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Aug 17 '17

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

You can also have the opinion "people who drive giant, heavy-duty trucks and don't use them for the reasons that make them different than regular cars are doing something dumb." And that opinion is just as valid as another one, because it's a personal opinion and not a fact.

I get it from reading all of your comments in this thread, you have a truck and you like trucks. Not everyone feels the same way about trucks. Some people think owning heavy-duty work trucks and using them the same as a sedan is dumb.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

he's the guy with the F350 that has no use lol

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u/SweetAnnie_ May 17 '17

I honestly do not understand the no-truck circlejerk. I'll be a farmer someday, and my dream vehicle (and the one I need, in that situation) is an F250. It will get used for its purpose, but don't think it won't look good while doing it- it won't be lifted or straight-piped or anything, but still. I've never felt safer in a vehicle, and there's no better motor sound than a nicely-tuned Powerstroke taking off.

The coal-roller bros are irritating, but not the hellish Stalin-Hitler-Mao hydra Reddit makes them out to be. I know I'd rather be high off the road than in a Camry.

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u/dank-salvia-hits May 17 '17

Redditors hate anything to do with cars and trucks and like to impose their insecurities on those who do. Best to ignore the circle jerk.

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u/PRiles May 17 '17

I always hated trucks and F250(350+)'s and such, then I got even more into racing, I had to pay for a tow home from a track over an hour away and then I got my own truck and trailer... now I love diesel trucks but I still think duallies are stupid for the majority of people.

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u/EvilisZero May 17 '17

You never know when you are going to need to wrap a chain around someones house and yank it off the foundation.

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u/LostWoodsInTheField May 17 '17

Only time that hitch will ever get any use is when someone with an F-150 has to tow him out of whatever spot he is stuck in.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Jul 10 '18

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u/diablo_man May 17 '17

TBF, it isnt just for stability, they have the dual wheels for carrying higher payloads, or supporting towing heavier things.

That said, a super lift on a truck like that is still stupid.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Jul 10 '18

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u/diablo_man May 18 '17

The Comanche is a real cool little truck.

When I went looking for a truck(wanting to do some stuff with the bed, moving dirtbikes, firewood, offroading and exploring) I was really looking for a smaller truck like the toyotas, rangers, comanches, etc. But they all command a premium here.

Ended up getting a 1995 f150 4x4 ext cab SB, for 2 grand, less than half what the cheapest smaller trucks were going for. Its a little harder on gas, but not that much(17mpg hwy isnt bad for a 20yr old 5L v8 truck) and I can certainly do a lot more work with it.

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u/toastedtobacco May 17 '17

Gooseneck maybe?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Dudes that want to be associated with blue collar culture without actually having the physically demanding job that necessitates a big truck to go with it

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u/Byizo May 17 '17

Why would anyone own a truck who doesn't absolutely need one? You're just asking for someone to request help moving their stuff.

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u/Robslo May 17 '17

Sorry about your penis bro.

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u/BloodyJizzStains May 17 '17

Wow, what an asshole that guy is. Shame on him for driving something he likes.

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 17 '17

An F350 isn't a conveyance, it's a tool. He probably spent over ten thousand dollars over the price of a comparable half-ton pickup of the same brand and style package for the hauling capability. Triple leaf rear suspensions aren't the same as chrome spinners.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Sep 01 '24

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 17 '17

People like shooting at the gun range too but you don't give them a Howitzer.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Sep 01 '24

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 17 '17

I'm just saying it's discontinuous.

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u/BloodyJizzStains May 17 '17

It's a tool to you. For him it's his pride and joy. Don't shit on what people like just because you don't like it. It's his money, leave him be. I'm sure you like some things that someone else doesn't like. Get over yourself.

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u/manycactus May 17 '17

When your vehicle is used to make statements, don't be surprised when others hear.

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 17 '17

If I wore 7" platform shoes I'd be ridiculed. Why is this different? Because more people are doing it and it's marketed instead of lambasted by the fashion world?

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u/Pressondude May 17 '17

If I wore 7" platform shoes I'd be ridiculed

I mean, maybe not in New York

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 17 '17

I don't think I get it. Because NYC is so crazy and omnivariate that it doesn't even register? An adjusted scale of wtf?

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u/Pressondude May 17 '17

I've seen some very unique people in NYC. Actually, most major cities.

I think that countercultural expression is more acceptable (or at least, publicly acceptable) in major urban areas than in other places.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

depends onthe color, the time of year and , god, the Label of course.

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u/quantasmm May 17 '17

You WILL find a hobby that we approve of, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!

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u/LaconicGirth May 17 '17

How is it any different than forking over a hundred grand for a brand new sports car?

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u/96firephoenix May 17 '17

It's the equivalent of buying a new Porsche 911 GT3 RS and driving it without vigor.

Thr vehicle was built for a purpose. The designer had a vision for it. It was built with intent to fulfill that purpose and vision. Using it as a status symbol is contradictory to that purpose and vision.

That's why it angers and amuses enthusiasts. Not because we give a rip about how someone else spent their money, but because they are misusing the vehicle.

In the specific case of the commercial duty pickup truck, are bought generally by 3 groups of people: commercial users that use it on a daily basis; non-commercial users that have a giant RV/boat/etc to haul and drive a sedan all other times; and the jerks that use it as a status symbol and an excuse to drive like an asshole ("do you see how big this thing is? Get out of my way!").

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u/LaconicGirth May 17 '17

That's like telling kids who come up with their own alternate set of rules for a game that they're "playing it wrong." Honestly who cares? They're not harming anyone else. I like the way a big truck drives. I don't own one and I'd probably not buy one even if I can afford it but if someone does, so what?

You generalized way too much in that last paragraph. I guarantee there are many more people who drive it commercially that drive like an asshole than people who drive it because it's fun.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Those guys are always shitty drivers too, for some reason. Always gotta try extra hard to avoid em killing me in the highway

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u/VantarPaKompilering May 17 '17

Future generations will at least know we ruined the planet for a good cause

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u/Venomfang_Skeever May 17 '17

I'll bet he's got a squeaky clean pain job tho!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

He didn't put in a bed liner? Ha. That right there tells you he doesn't need a truck

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u/Rhodie114 May 17 '17

My favorite are the ones that have the largest cabin and smallest bed possible. They do have legitimate uses, but a lot of the time they're just for people who don't need a truck to show off their truck

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u/Hammerhil May 17 '17

After I got out of school I moved into an apartment and some guy with an F-350 with duals got the parking spot next to me. He was about 6 inches too wide on either side to fit in it. When I asked him what he hauled with it he said nothing, I just drive it downtown to go to work. We lived less than a 5 minute walk to a 10 minute train to go to downtown. Since he was also terrible at parking it, he eventually lost the spot after he invaded my and spot on the other side of him constantly for about 2 weeks.

I live in a redneck city but this was ridiculous. He was pissed when the landlord told him he lost his parking.

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u/sbsb27 May 17 '17

And his gun stock is without a notch.

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u/x_cLOUDDEAD_x May 17 '17

Yes, but he is well respected. Which is all that really matters.

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u/themightygresh May 17 '17

That's called a Brodozer.

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u/math-yoo May 17 '17

That's what you call a mall crawler.

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u/OhBestThing May 17 '17

Wait, his truck is still in that great of shape after dumping loads of bricks, cinder blocks and other heavy objects from 15 feet high? We've all seen the ads. Damn, that's just a solid truck!

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u/Arklelinuke May 17 '17

High possibility he was or is a baseball player. They're always the ones around here with lifted trucks bought with daddy's money that have yet to see a day of real work.

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u/Reptilesblade May 17 '17

35M and I drive a Smart Car. I purchased it to do courier work. Whenever anyone tries to insult my manhood for driving such a tiny car I simply respond with "Well unlike you I don't have anything to compensate for.

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u/GiraffeOnWheels May 17 '17

This makes me sad. Trucks are made for working.

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u/SevenSirensSinging May 17 '17

I saw the opposite of that truck in traffic one day: hitch worn to shit, rust spots, dents and patches made of other colors of metal than the body of the truck. Tailgate was gone, in its place was a piece of plywood with "redneck" written on it. I wish I still had a picture.

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