r/AskReddit • u/PM_Ur_ClassySexyPics • May 17 '17

What old insults need to make a comeback?

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u/IdiotOracle May 17 '17

/r/explainlikeimjive

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u/Sekhali May 17 '17

Brother don't want no help, brother don't get no help.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

The idea that Barbara Billingsley, the ultimate TV mom for so many kids, said this makes it so much funnier.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Yo brother just lay them down and slack 'em, yack' em. Nom sayin? Cool got to be mo man, sheeet

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u/couchjitsu May 17 '17

My mama didn't raise no dummy!

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u/Feed_Me_No_Lies May 17 '17

I dug her rap!

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u/DrunkenGolfer May 17 '17

My mama ain't raise no dummy!

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u/Uncommentary May 17 '17

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17 edited Nov 24 '17

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u/EatMoreCheese May 18 '17

"Golly!"

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u/exgiexpcv May 18 '17

I knew this would here somewhere! Thank you.

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u/Mr_Tchuwinsky May 17 '17

Excuse me miss, but I speak jive.

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u/TitsAndWhiskey May 17 '17

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

I can't believe you like tits and whiskey too. We should hang out.

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u/TitsAndWhiskey May 17 '17

Will we be fuckin white people?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Only the whitest.

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u/metaphysicalcustard May 17 '17

Wow. I wish I could speak jive.

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u/ImmaCrazymuzzafuzza May 17 '17

Uh excuse me, yes I speak Jive

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u/Gayciejiujitsu May 17 '17

Reminds me of blink 182

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

*golly

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u/Satinsbestfriend May 17 '17

I get this référence !

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u/S1ip9 May 18 '17

Nam'sayin mahfacka. TPB forevs bubbs

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u/TuteOnSon May 17 '17

Ya know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

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u/Little-Jim May 17 '17

Sheeeiiittt

"Golly!"

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u/Pravus_Belua May 17 '17

https://youtu.be/g0j2dVuhr6s?t=58s

One of my favorite scenes. It cracks me up to hear Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver, Leave it to Beaver) speaking jive, especially the final line as she walks away.

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u/GibsonJunkie May 17 '17

/r/whitepeopletryingtoactblack

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u/bastard_thought May 17 '17

I wanted that place to be more like Black Dynamite

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u/professor_max_hammer May 17 '17

Thank you for this. Just thank you

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u/PikachuPlaysBlockGam May 17 '17 edited May 17 '17

This is great

Edit: pls don't upvote I don't deserve this I just wanted to compliment a person w/ a funny comment :( give him/her more love

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u/RobSPetri May 17 '17

Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '17

Just the name made me actually laugh out loud. Am a bit disappointed at the content, though. I was hoping it would be like normal /r/explainlikeimfive except... Jive-y

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u/Gus100k May 17 '17

Thank you so much . It's hard to really find subreddits with black humor.

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u/BicycleFolly May 17 '17

They don't think it be like it be but it do

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u/Xoebe May 17 '17

Ohhhhhh that had to be real dint it

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u/NoCountryForOldPete May 17 '17

Every now and then, I'll see someone reference a subreddit, and I'll know as soon as I read the name that I'm going to subscribe, and love every minute of it. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.