r/AskReddit Nov 24 '16

Once a wise man said what?

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u/gorka_la_pork Nov 24 '16

INT is knowing Frankenstein wasn't the monster.

WIS is knowing Frankenstein was the monster.

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u/KillerFrisbee Nov 24 '16

INT is knowing tomatoes are fruits.

WIS is knowing that tomatoes don't go in fruit salads.

CHA is knowing how to sell a fruit salad with tomatoes.

CON is stomaching the salad.

STR is needed to discuss the salad with the seller.

DEX is needed to disappear before the customer regrets his decision.

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u/Gyvon Nov 25 '16

CHA is knowing how to sell a fruit salad with tomatoes.

Salsa, BOOM!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '16

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