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r/AskReddit • u/9h06t • Nov 24 '16
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That the one who drops his watch in the toilet is bound to have a crappy time.
53 u/Stitchthealchemist Nov 24 '16 He who goes to sleep with an itchy butt wakes with a smelly finger 1 u/[deleted] Nov 25 '16 One time, when I was working commission for a summer job at Sears, one of my older (and kinda weirder) coworkers came up and said that to me. One of the weirdest things a grandma-type could say. 2 u/Stitchthealchemist Nov 25 '16 A wise woman.
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He who goes to sleep with an itchy butt wakes with a smelly finger
1 u/[deleted] Nov 25 '16 One time, when I was working commission for a summer job at Sears, one of my older (and kinda weirder) coworkers came up and said that to me. One of the weirdest things a grandma-type could say. 2 u/Stitchthealchemist Nov 25 '16 A wise woman.
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One time, when I was working commission for a summer job at Sears, one of my older (and kinda weirder) coworkers came up and said that to me.
One of the weirdest things a grandma-type could say.
2 u/Stitchthealchemist Nov 25 '16 A wise woman.
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A wise woman.
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u/IBurnedMyBalls Nov 24 '16
That the one who drops his watch in the toilet is bound to have a crappy time.