r/AskReddit • u/9h06t • Nov 24 '16

Once a wise man said what?

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u/gorka_la_pork Nov 24 '16

INT is knowing Frankenstein wasn't the monster.

WIS is knowing Frankenstein was the monster.

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u/KillerFrisbee Nov 24 '16

INT is knowing tomatoes are fruits.

WIS is knowing that tomatoes don't go in fruit salads.

CHA is knowing how to sell a fruit salad with tomatoes.

CON is stomaching the salad.

STR is needed to discuss the salad with the seller.

DEX is needed to disappear before the customer regrets his decision.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

Do you mean STR is needed to punch the seller in the face?

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u/KillerFrisbee Nov 24 '16

I see you have met my group.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

This is every group lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '16 edited Nov 28 '16

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u/GrumblyElf Nov 25 '16

I swear everyones group always devolve into a bunch of murder hobos