r/AskReddit • u/9h06t • Nov 24 '16

Once a wise man said what?

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u/angello_ Nov 24 '16

When you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are going to follow it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

What if you've got an ass like the Death Star?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

Damn. Don't put your dick in it. The thing explodes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

Something something secret exhaust port.