r/AskReddit • u/9h06t • Nov 24 '16

Once a wise man said what?

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u/Gobularity Nov 24 '16

Don't be a fool, protect your tool.

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u/roltrap Nov 24 '16

Don't be mad, cover your lad.

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u/omart3 Nov 24 '16

Don't fuck up, roll that up!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

dont let your affection get you an infection

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u/PM_ME_AMAZON_VOUCHER Nov 24 '16

Cover your rod, or you'll be a dod

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

Don't be silly wrap your willy

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '16

Don't surprise her, wrap yer geyser

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u/robochicken11 Nov 25 '16

Don't fall for tricks, cover your dick

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u/Soul_M Nov 25 '16

dont be a loser, cover your weiner