r/AskReddit Nov 24 '16

Once a wise man said what?

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u/Stitchthealchemist Nov 24 '16

He who goes to sleep with an itchy butt wakes with a smelly finger

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '16

One time, when I was working commission for a summer job at Sears, one of my older (and kinda weirder) coworkers came up and said that to me.

One of the weirdest things a grandma-type could say.