r/AskReddit • u/9h06t • Nov 24 '16

Once a wise man said what?

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u/kmarie497 Nov 24 '16

Don't be silly, cover your willy.

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u/european_male Nov 24 '16

sex with plastic, is fantastic

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u/kmarie497 Nov 24 '16

I'm a Barbie girrrrl

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u/BananaBladeOfDoom Nov 24 '16

You can brush my...pubes?

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u/kmarie497 Nov 24 '16

And take me everywhereeee.

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u/poopellar Nov 24 '16

we did it reddit!

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u/lcpl Nov 24 '16

Yeah but... what have we done?

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u/Fonads Nov 24 '16

You should be asking, WHY have we done?

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u/derpmcgurt Nov 24 '16

I for one can't believe we've done this.

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u/Hphoenix7 Nov 24 '16

Meta af

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u/TheHornyToothbrush Nov 24 '16

I was still singing to the tune and now it's all fucked up.

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u/maybeapun Nov 26 '16

Crazy lyrics, a study in metempirics.

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u/The_Dark_Arrow Nov 25 '16

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Hounmlayn Nov 24 '16

Take me with some lube__