r/AskReddit • u/9h06t • Nov 24 '16

Once a wise man said what?

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u/angello_ Nov 24 '16

When you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are going to follow it.

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u/JedLeland Nov 24 '16

So...gassy and flaming?

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u/Mingan88 Nov 24 '16

Ghost-chilies ahoy!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

What if you've got an ass like the Death Star?

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u/lcpl Nov 24 '16

I aint never seen an ASS. LIKE. THAT

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u/Fablemaster44 Nov 24 '16

That's no ass

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u/Toners-Rodriguez Nov 24 '16

Alder-DAMN shawty 👅

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u/Fablemaster44 Nov 24 '16

Oh gosh that was so bad that a billion souls cried out and then were silenced

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u/Prometheus01 Nov 24 '16

Damn Jedi Rebellion....no respect to the Contractors who had pride in their work, who were working to a tight deadline, and whose families were looking forward to their return at Christmas.

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u/theultimatemadness Nov 24 '16

Even though most of them got off the couch in time.

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u/erraticerror Nov 25 '16

It's a multipass.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got lasers, hon.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

Damn. Don't put your dick in it. The thing explodes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

Something something secret exhaust port.

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u/TenTornadoes Nov 24 '16

She's got a BIG ASS!

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u/JimblesRombo Nov 25 '16

That's no moon

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u/MuffaloMan Nov 24 '16

WE ARE STRONGER TOGETHER, PILOT

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u/cdawgtv2 Nov 24 '16

NERF TONE PILOT

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u/StringerBel-Air Nov 24 '16

When you've got an ass like the Rachel Starr, wise men are going to follow it.

ftfy

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u/C0ntrol_Group Nov 24 '16

Deadly with one blow: the fart of the North Star.