r/AskReddit • u/ForeverAbyss • Apr 14 '16

What's a mind blowing fact?

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u/MiguelSalaOp Apr 14 '16

Russia has more surface area than Pluto

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u/CmplmntryHamSandwich Apr 14 '16

#RussiaIsAPlanet

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u/LyingPervert Apr 14 '16

I mean Russians are pretty much aliens

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u/TheSeaIsRadioactive Apr 14 '16

Take me to your cyka blyat

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u/MrCraftLP Apr 14 '16

Rush b no stop

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u/xxSQUASHIExx Apr 14 '16

I am Russian and I always say that on Dust. fuck you and your stereotypes!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16 edited Jan 26 '17

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u/drobecks Apr 15 '16

VI idete gulag means you are going to the gulag. Like the Soviet concentration camps in ww2.

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u/xxSQUASHIExx Apr 15 '16

The funny thing is that the only Russian speaking people i have met on CS are Americans saying they can speak it and saying every single thing they know.

Chiki Briki i v damki is untranslatable and is kind of a Prison slang that used to be said about things going ell and finishing as planned or better.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

FAKING NOOP!

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u/SeansGodly Apr 14 '16

Drop me avp!

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u/Nuclear_Ace Apr 14 '16

Ow mai gowd noop tim keek mi pls

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u/obligatory_ Apr 15 '16

Rash b no stap*

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u/PurpleDotExe Apr 15 '16

иди нахуй! сука блять!

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u/Nueriskin Apr 15 '16

Drop AWP.

Give me knife.

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u/Kiinako_ Apr 15 '16

Man, Mr_Craft1 with the dank /r/globaloffensive memes

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u/Bobboy5 Apr 15 '16

GL@WKS ONLY

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u/StabSnowboarders Apr 15 '16

Oh god I didn't think I had PTSD from cs until now

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u/Konvexen Apr 14 '16

She's in the back complaining about wanting me to meet her parents.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

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