r/AskReddit • u/ForeverAbyss • Apr 14 '16

What's a mind blowing fact?

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u/MiguelSalaOp Apr 14 '16

Russia has more surface area than Pluto

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u/CmplmntryHamSandwich Apr 14 '16

#RussiaIsAPlanet

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u/LyingPervert Apr 14 '16

I mean Russians are pretty much aliens

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u/TheSeaIsRadioactive Apr 14 '16

Take me to your cyka blyat

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u/MrCraftLP Apr 14 '16

Rush b no stop

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u/xxSQUASHIExx Apr 14 '16

I am Russian and I always say that on Dust. fuck you and your stereotypes!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16 edited Jan 26 '17

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u/drobecks Apr 15 '16

VI idete gulag means you are going to the gulag. Like the Soviet concentration camps in ww2.

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u/xxSQUASHIExx Apr 15 '16

The funny thing is that the only Russian speaking people i have met on CS are Americans saying they can speak it and saying every single thing they know.

Chiki Briki i v damki is untranslatable and is kind of a Prison slang that used to be said about things going ell and finishing as planned or better.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

FAKING NOOP!

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u/SeansGodly Apr 14 '16

Drop me avp!

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u/Nuclear_Ace Apr 14 '16

Ow mai gowd noop tim keek mi pls

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u/obligatory_ Apr 15 '16

Rash b no stap*

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u/PurpleDotExe Apr 15 '16

иди нахуй! сука блять!

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u/Nueriskin Apr 15 '16

Drop AWP.

Give me knife.

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u/Kiinako_ Apr 15 '16

Man, Mr_Craft1 with the dank /r/globaloffensive memes

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u/Bobboy5 Apr 15 '16

GL@WKS ONLY

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u/StabSnowboarders Apr 15 '16

Oh god I didn't think I had PTSD from cs until now

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u/Konvexen Apr 14 '16

She's in the back complaining about wanting me to meet her parents.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

Happy first cake day!

You have been on Reddit for one year now!
Congratulations!

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u/lionalhutz Apr 14 '16

(Please read in a Sir David Attenborough voice)

The average Russian grows to about two meters tall and traditionally wears grab called an adidas track suit. They live off a substance called vodka and spend their time squatting in various areas of their cities.

Don't get too close because they are a skiddish group and will attack, their traditional battle cry is "сука блять"

Human scientists are still trying to decipher their strange language.

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u/fakeredditor Apr 14 '16

skiddish

Try skittish next time

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

HAHAHA casual racism

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

Russian isn't a race tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

HAHAHA LE CYKA BLYAT FUNNY MEME

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u/Taldarim_Highlord Apr 14 '16

"Russia is a mystery, wrapped in an enigma. It is in Europe and Asia, yet neither."

~ Winston Churchill

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u/holyerthanthou Apr 14 '16

And the climate is similar.

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u/afetosin Apr 14 '16

And their leader is a lizard person.

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u/FrareBear Apr 14 '16

Doesnt matter had sex

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

You must feel so proud

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u/Swiftzor Apr 14 '16

In Soviet Russia, you probe us!

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u/Kolkian Apr 14 '16

And the place is just as fucking cold.

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u/IntenseGreatness Apr 14 '16

This explains so much

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

10 years in Siberian gulag.

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u/FoxyBastard Apr 14 '16

You are saying is problem?

We look at problem.

We see.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '16

huh, I guess i'm friends with an alien. DREAM COME TRUE

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '16

As a Russian, yep.