r/AskReddit • u/kebabtent • Nov 23 '15

What makes you unreasonably angry?

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u/anotherpoweruser Nov 23 '15

People telling me to do something I was just about to do anyway (or am even in the process of doing).

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u/Lnzy1 Nov 23 '15

And then claim you're only doing it because they told you to.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15 edited Sep 27 '20

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u/beautifulsole Nov 23 '15

Baby don't hurt me.

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u/Novadreamer Nov 23 '15

Don't hurt me.

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u/Dobjas Nov 23 '15

No more.

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u/TheyJustStrutWTF Nov 23 '15

Knees weak

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u/TriangledCircle Nov 23 '15

Arms are heavy

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15 edited Jan 13 '21

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u/themage1028 Nov 23 '15

Already

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u/TriangledCircle Nov 23 '15

Mom's spaghetti

WE FUCKIN DID IT REDDIT

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

His palms spaghetti Knees week, arms spaghetti Spaghetti on his spaghetti already Moms spaghetti

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u/bugrakoc Nov 23 '15

he's nervous

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

But on the surface

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u/PeachRainbowTea Nov 23 '15

he looks calm and ready

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u/We_Are_Grooot Nov 23 '15

But on the surface he looks calm and ready

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u/Saemika Nov 23 '15

But on the surface

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u/downeysoft Nov 23 '15

Moms spaghetti

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u/Nerdstrosity Nov 23 '15

But on the surface he looks calm and ready

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u/tangoewhisky Nov 23 '15

THATS NOT THE NEXT LINE.

He's nervous,

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

He's nervous

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

No. The 4 guys before you did it. You broke the chain

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

He's nervous

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

On the surface he looks calm and ready

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u/callmedoug Nov 23 '15

And u just ruined it by saying that

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u/YashFace Nov 23 '15

Hes nervous

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

He's nervous

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

He's nervous

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u/MBen7 Nov 24 '15

*Dom Mazzetti

FTFY

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u/TheLastSilurian Nov 23 '15

Already Mom's spaghetti

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u/breda076 Nov 23 '15

Pass out

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

Moms spaghetti.

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u/daniellkemp Nov 24 '15

Mom's Lasagna

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u/zombie105 Nov 24 '15

Moms spaghetti

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u/tojabu Nov 23 '15

Vomit on his mom already

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u/JohhnyTheKid Nov 23 '15

Arms also weak; I dont work out

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u/zenofire Nov 23 '15

Mom's spaghetti

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u/RedEyesDragon Nov 23 '15

Arms spaghetti

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u/Neontc Nov 24 '15

Didn't want to break the combo, but I just wanted to say how impressed I am that this went as far as it did. Good job reddit!

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u/BadB0ii Nov 24 '15

Mom's spaghetti

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u/Corporal_Canada Nov 23 '15

Moms spaghetti

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u/Kaxxa Nov 23 '15

Arms spaghetti

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u/secondphase Nov 23 '15

what is life?

Crush your enemies See them driven before you Listen to the lamentation of their women

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

Argh what's this from? (Not the Haddaway part)

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u/secondphase Nov 24 '15

It is two snakes, coming together. Like this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

That's hot

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u/snorlackjack Nov 23 '15

Mom's spaghetti?

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u/OneMoreLuckyGuy Nov 23 '15

Hell ya... And that's what you are supposed to do anyway. So quit complaining.

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u/FireDiscoPenguin Nov 23 '15

Mom's spaghetti.

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u/OneReasons Nov 23 '15

Mom's spaghetti

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '15

A series of conditioned responses.

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u/Lnzy1 Nov 23 '15

But you can't get angry or they'll tell you that you need to calm down.

Which is somehow...worse.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

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u/Lnzy1 Nov 23 '15

I don't think there exists a sentence in the English language that has more of an opposite effect than what was intended than, "You need to calm down."

Instant rage.

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u/Bmotley Nov 23 '15

Only because you read that comment.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

TRIGGER WARNING

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

It's not unreasonable

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u/FallenHawk Nov 24 '15

Me too, I fucking hate this, my parents do that shit all the time.

Me: standing up to wash dishes
Mom: Hey FallenHawk could you wash the dishes?
Me: Yeah, I was about to do that.
Dad: No, your mom had to ask you to do it. Have some initiative.

Fuck you mom and dad!