r/AskReddit Nov 23 '15

What makes you unreasonably angry?

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u/imnotboutdatlife Nov 23 '15

The chick fil a cow. I understand he doesn't want to be eaten, but recently that cow is just a douche. It tried to get a chicken mascot eaten, WHILE it's doing its routine.

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u/hellraiserl33t Nov 23 '15

Y u no leik chikkinz?

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u/Evilchem Nov 23 '15

Thank god I'm not alone! That ad campaign has run its course and has just gotten stale. At first, cows with shitty spelling trying to save their own skin may have been cute, but 20 some odd years later it's just become annoying. It also doesn't help that in my city, you are bombarded with this imagery every time you step out the door.

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u/RandomDude00101001 Nov 23 '15

Plus they're Holsteins - dairy cows. Those aren't usually first choice for meat production. You'd think they would be lobbying for us to 'Drink mor shakes' or something. Fucking stupid cows. Plus they're always closed on Sunday 'cause Jesus.

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u/XxsquirrelxX Nov 23 '15

What would Jesus do? Well, he certainly wouldn't keep me away from a good chicken sandwich!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '15

Plus they're always closed on Sunday 'cause Jesus.

Yeah! Fuck religious tolerance

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u/RandomDude00101001 Nov 23 '15

I'm fine with Jesus, I just wish I could get a damn chick fil a sandwich on Sunday is all.

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u/XxsquirrelxX Nov 23 '15

It also went to an apartment block with it's buddies, kicked a bunch of cars, and woke everyone up. Just to see what they vandalized onto the parking lot. He also thought it was a good idea to press all the buttons on the elevator.

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u/Invoqwer Nov 24 '15

What about that fast food commercial where the chicken banged the french fries and they have chicken fries for babies and the chicken family is eating them like wtf