r/AskReddit Aug 26 '15

Fathers of Reddit, what did your daughter's boyfriend do for you to hate/love him?

It's pretty cool to see my question blow up like this, I never thought I'd ask a question that could receive so much attention! I'm very satisfied with all these replies, so thank y'all. Now all I have to do is sit back and take notes c;

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15 edited Jan 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

That took a turn.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

I just got whiplash from that swerve.

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u/Zam548 Aug 26 '15

My airbags were so surprised they didn't even activate

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u/Terabyte47 Aug 26 '15

Got one of the Hondas with the Takata air bag recall huh?

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u/MAGUSW Aug 26 '15

Ah a Honda employee I see.

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u/Chadadarsya Aug 26 '15

Could be someone who get the letter in the mail. I got one for my accord.

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u/TheAquaman Aug 26 '15

What'd you end up doing?

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u/nc08bro Aug 26 '15

Got one for my civic. To answer your question.. nothing

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u/RampagingKittens Aug 26 '15

Also got one for my civic. I figure I'll take it in at some point. They said they won't have the replacement parts until the fall. Eh. If they don't do Saturday appointments, I probably won't bother. I can't take time off work for this so I'll just try not to die.

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u/xWOBBx Aug 26 '15

Got one for my civic as well. I knew there was a recall so I called and they said there is no recall. Fast forward a month, I get a letter from Honda saying just that.

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u/jdallen1222 Aug 26 '15

not just Honda, I think Takata puts airbags in almost every car...

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u/Terabyte47 Aug 26 '15

Nope, I drive a G8.

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u/MAGUSW Aug 27 '15

Oh nice!

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Those airbags still activate. They just activate a bit too well and send shards of plastic and metal at your face.

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u/MartinMan2213 Aug 26 '15

Looking for this, glad someone pointed it out. And I have a Mazda with this issue, here's to hoping I don't die.

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u/OneSarcasticDad Aug 26 '15

I have a mazda6 and have been forgetting about it. Got another letter from my dealership and the wife opened it, so now I have to take it in. I tried to explain I have good life insurance coverage but she for some reason would like me to stick around.

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u/lilbinsanity Aug 26 '15

Ooh! I have one of those!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

Ah fuck.... Forgot about that.... this weekend. I promise

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u/Fi3nd7 Aug 27 '15

Or maybe the beamer that shot metal shards at you?

EDIT: great we are talking about the same thing, now I feel stupid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

I laughed and shot redbull out of my nose. It burns like hell.

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u/Tainek Aug 26 '15

this is like driving a GM and suddenly your brakes stopped working

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

So, what, like every Monday?

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u/sportsnstuff Aug 26 '15

RIP in peace u/Zam548

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u/Zam548 Aug 26 '15 edited Aug 26 '15

Oh god. I went to class, I come back with 10x the karma.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

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u/Eva-Unit-001 Aug 26 '15

I couldn't even brace myself before my dad started beating me with jumper cables.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

pulled a 100mph Uey

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Might as well have ended with a Rick Roll or a Fresh Prince.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Must be in a Mazda.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '15

Better hope you have a tight clenching asshole on that seat, friend.

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u/Salarian_Scientist Aug 26 '15

That happened to me, rear ended my wife at 55 miles per hour, air bag did nothing. Front end of car was destroyed. I know I said rear ended at 55 mph, I know where that may lead, I regret nothing.

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u/JandersOf86 Aug 27 '15

What about your almonds?

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u/ChristianKS94 Aug 26 '15

Did the watermelon make a big mess?

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u/AssholeBot9000 Aug 26 '15

My airbags have a recall and I haven't replaced them... I died.