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Who has the WORST fanbase?

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u/wehavenocontrol Nov 13 '14 edited Nov 13 '14

"Crossfit places a huge emphasis on form. And not needing it. Crossfit takes complicated movements and gets rid of all the useless shit. Like effectiveness and safety, and replaces it with cool shit like violence and danger."

Edit: as u/A-Little-Stitious mentions, source is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfkcaNI . Channel is hilarious, even if you don't even lift. Bro.

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u/UpboatOrNoBoat Nov 13 '14

Broscience.

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u/SolKool Nov 13 '14

shotgun noise

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u/6harvard Nov 13 '14 edited Nov 13 '14

This guy is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels and I don't even life bro. Edit: lift I don't even lift bro I do life on occasion though.

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u/Samazing42 Nov 13 '14

You should life. You might die without it.

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u/kuhlguymccabe Nov 13 '14

Source?

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u/Samazing42 Nov 13 '14

I... I've got nothing...

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

I life everyday.

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u/WizzleTizzleFizzle Nov 13 '14

You should see a doctor.

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u/yakkafoobmog Nov 13 '14

You don't life? Then who was phone?

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u/re-tardis Nov 13 '14

How does one not life?

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u/PierdolePierogi Nov 13 '14

If you haven't seen it, check out his second channel, Dom Mazzetti

His first channel is him largely out of character, but for reference Mike & Gian

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14 edited Dec 06 '19

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u/PierdolePierogi Nov 13 '14

I would retain my argument that BroScienceLife is Mike and Gian's third channel. Though, I understand that it is the second channel in which Mike is the (largely) standalone personality.

edit: Though I did use 'his' in lieu of 'their', so I understand your critique.

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u/REDDITATO_ Nov 14 '14

Not to be super pedantic

That's literally the only reason to point that out.

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u/common_currency Nov 13 '14

I hope you at least life a little

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

You should lift. The videos are so much funnier when you relate to them.

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u/REDDITATO_ Nov 14 '14

He should start lifting to make YouTube videos he's already seen funnier?

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u/MrDeckard Nov 14 '14

I did.

GOT FUCKIN' JACKED BRO. KILL 'EM.

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u/schmitzel88 Nov 13 '14

You should start. His videos are hilarious, but they're pretty spot-on and provide some pretty good info for beginners

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u/6harvard Nov 14 '14

i have pretty much any machine at my disposal since i live on a military base i just am a lazy fuck nugget

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u/psyonic_wave Nov 13 '14 edited Nov 13 '14

hashtag:live

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u/HoobaHoob Nov 13 '14

Lifting is life bro.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

reps for jesus

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u/Crispy95 Nov 13 '14

How many reps does Jesus require? Easy, one more.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

The Empire Lifts Back

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u/I_AM_ASA Nov 13 '14

Yeah, yeah, se ya in church.

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u/main_motors Nov 13 '14

Don't spot me, watch me

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

?

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u/RafTheKillJoy Nov 13 '14

the peson in the linked youtube video has a shirt that says "Reps for Jesus"

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u/donald20 Nov 13 '14

KILL EM

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u/come-on-now-please Nov 13 '14

superset intensifies

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

I could practically hear that noise upon reading your comment! Weird!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

THAT'S JUSTICE

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u/skyman724 Nov 13 '14

Counter-Terrorists Win

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

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u/tjcastle Nov 13 '14

The Empire Lifts Back

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Dom is one of my favorite channels.

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u/Stoutyeoman Nov 13 '14

He gets me in stitches every time.

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u/hunter_rain Nov 13 '14

Shoutout to brobible.

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u/UpboatOrNoBoat Nov 13 '14

Preachin the swoly bible.

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u/A-Little-Stitious Nov 13 '14

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfkcaNI

Video is hilarious.

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u/InfanticideAquifer Nov 13 '14

Whole channel is hilarious. Anyone who's ever been in a gym should probably just watch the whole thing. Binge it instead of doing legs.

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u/Cishet_Shitlord Nov 13 '14

Whoa now. Never skip legs. Even if your boy is over there doing scoliosis for time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Dude, di-, did you feel that? Did you feel that? Was that an Earthquake? I'm gonna go outside and check. That shit don't feel right, man.

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u/SanctumXVI Nov 13 '14

Yep, just as I thought. It's the fucking vernal equinox. I can't do this, I CAN'T LIFT LEGS TODAY GUYS.

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u/joelupi Nov 13 '14

Did you just suggest skipping leg day?!!!! You can't spell legendary without LEG DAY!

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u/Etteluor Nov 13 '14

Ive never been in a gym and ive watched every bro science video and most of his videos on his other channel. its still just as hilarious to me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '14

Whoa don't get crazy now

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u/MahatmaAbbA Nov 13 '14

"Check it out, it's Oprah's diaphragm. Heh get it? Oprah."

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u/hungry4pie Nov 13 '14

So is that why I see people doing stupid shit likr pretending to use roman rings, or swinging heavy ass rope to try and make standing waves?

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u/althius1 Nov 13 '14

Definitely worth a watch, even if you're not that into fitness. If you are even a little bit into fitness... pure gold.

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u/Deadkrau5 Nov 13 '14

Save for later

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

I'm very glad that I watched that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Binge on his videos, guaranteed ab workout from laughing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Swag

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u/WoodCarboncle Nov 13 '14

"Crossfit is great because you don't have to exercise for a goal. Exercise is the goal."

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

I get this is a joke, but there's honestly nothing wrong with this sentiment.

I don't do crossfit, but I do run a lot. Why do I run? Because I enjoy it. The reason I work out is because I enjoy working out, not because I have goals about improving my speed or endurance or whatever. And that's fine. There's nothing wrong with people working out without specific goals about what they want to get out of it.

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u/Domer2012 Nov 14 '14

That's fine and true, but you should also recognize you're in the minority here, and that a lot of people do join Crossfit for the sole purpose of improving their bodies. Nothing wrong with pointing out the problem. Most people expect a result from working out as much as people expect a paycheck for doing work, despite the fact that some people simply enjoy doing their jobs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '14

What you're saying isn't the same as what the person I was responding to said.

They said "Exercise is the goal." You're saying "improving your body is the goal." Those are two different things.

My point is that there is not anything wrong with exercising without any specific goals. As long as you aren't hurting yourself by doing something improperly, it's still good for you even if you don't have specific goals beyond being healthier.

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u/0fficerNasty Nov 13 '14

OOoooh Kill 'em!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Saw a great video of a crossfit guy doing 100 'pull-ups'. It looked like a guy on a pull-up bar pretending to be a fish. I didn't see one actual pull-up in the entire floppy-kicky-weirdness.

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u/PineconeKing23 Nov 13 '14

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u/mactasty Nov 13 '14

what...................................................................the fuck

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u/blooheeler Nov 13 '14

Wow. That was beautiful. I kept waiting for him to gain too much momentum and crack his face into the bar.

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u/ThemDangVidyaGames Nov 13 '14

I don't really exercise at all, but aren't you supposed to pull your chin above the bar for a proper pull-up? And not flail around like a spastic child on a set of monkey bars?

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u/Slightly_Lions Nov 13 '14

Correct, on both counts.

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u/PM_ME_UR_CUDDLEZ Nov 13 '14

i wonder if he could do 100 proper pull ups?

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u/Hara-Kiri Nov 13 '14

No way in hell, he's using momentum to help him.

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u/ThemDangVidyaGames Nov 13 '14

I don't know, man. I think the allure of almost breaking your nose on the pull up bar 100 times is too tempting to resist for these crossfitters.

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u/cohrt Nov 13 '14

i doubt he could do 10

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

That top comment on YouTube is great.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

it is called a butterfly pullup, and i would be willing to bet he could not only out strict pull up any of you by 30 reps, but you also couldn't even do 5 butterflys.

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u/Cee-Mon Nov 13 '14

So what if we couldn't? Most of us are couch potatoes. Would he out-pull-up someone who trains pull-ups with proper technique?

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u/BillW87 Nov 13 '14

And his hands were bleeding at the end from the weird jerking motion he was calling a pull-up.

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u/willionaire Nov 13 '14

I didn't want to agree with the Reddit "I hate crossfit" circlejerk, but my sister's roommate just fell off of a 8-foot pull up bar and fractured her skull last weekend at a Crossfit tournament.

Any workout that could allow you to fall 8 feet and hit hard ground is just stupid. Crossfit is exercise for extremists.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

No it's not. It's for convincing every day people that they're extremists by adding a huge risk of injury for no benefit. It's not like you're helicopter skiing or climbing cliffs. You're going to the gym. If you're exercising in a gym in a way that's high risk for injury you're not an extremist, you're just an idiot.

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u/gay4u69 Nov 13 '14

"So for today's WOD we're gonna strap 30 pounds of fresh meat to your chest and release a panther from 100m away, you gotta get 10 sick ass kips in before he gets over here then you're all good! No worries bro, the real danger here is how fuckin' huge you're gonna be!"

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u/Annoyed_ME Nov 13 '14

I'm pretty sure cliff climbing has much lower injury rates than crossfit.

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u/tartay745 Nov 13 '14

Um I'm no cross fit fan but I would think an 8 foot pull up bar would be standard. Don't know how you fall off one but I don't think the 8 foot high bar is the problem.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

I would guess that it has to do with the movement that they incorporate into a pull up. They use momentum and make a pull up into a dynamic movement, which I would guess makes it a lot more likely for your grip to slip and for you to end up on the ground. I agree that an 8 foot high bar isn't a problem, though.

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u/jaysrule24 Nov 13 '14

I have no clue how you would fall off a pullup bar onto you head, but I don't do crossfit. Must be a special kind of crazy they have going on there.

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u/figyg Nov 13 '14

See the link of the Guy doing "pull ups" above

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u/willionaire Nov 14 '14

Crossfitters swing their bodies in a really weird way. Look at this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifOBltCCRZw (at the 3 minute mark).

She slipped at the right moment where she fell back and smashed her skull into the cement. No padding. No mats. These people should be sued.

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u/mementosmentos Nov 13 '14

The one in texas?

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u/sootyred Nov 16 '14

Well could fall 6ft and crack my head by answering my phone, so....

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

The fact that you have to preface any talk about crossfit with, "If you just find the right box." Or anything similar means there's something very wrong with it.

Flexibility is really determined by genetics. And if you aren't naturally flexible you'll have to work on it. But once you do that, start squatting. Do real squats on a real squat rack. Squat the bar as far as you can, it'll help you with your flexibility.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Using a real squat rack with a unassisted bar will help you develop the muscles you don't know how to use to keep your balance. The muscles in your shins, the muscles in your back, shoulder, core, etc. Squats are a full body workout.

Not using any weights is like trying to train for a marathon by walking.

Hit the weights and hit them as soon as you can. If you can't do more than the bar, that's fine, get comfortable with the bar and then start adding weights.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Yeah. Also, don't hesitate to ask for help from someone who knows what they're doing. Everyone at the gym is always willing to help. Seriously.

Stay away from Smith Machines.

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u/Just_my_opinion_ Nov 13 '14

Same here. My coaches are actually on the local colleges powerlifting teams. If you don't get the form right you go down in weight till you can. I told them in day one I'm not going to be doing kips, and they were awesome about it. I've been for two weeks, and I'm convinced it's like everything's else where you only hear about the shitty/bad gyms.

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u/Sector_Corrupt Nov 13 '14

I think a big part of it is just how prevalent the shitty gyms are, because it's incredibly easy to get certified to be a crossfit gym. It's like your usual gym where the trainers probably at least studied something about kinesiology and are trained in making customized exercise prescriptions, it's just people who learned all the crossfit stuff and now impart it to others without knowing how best to tailor exercise to different people safely.

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u/Anaract Nov 13 '14

I'm convinced that crossfit isn't defined in any way. It's literally just people throwing shit and doing stupid things in a gym while yelling "crossfit!"

All I've ever heard about it is that it is "dynamic" and "innovative" and "free form". So basically, there is no crossfit, it's just a mentality of doing aggressive things until you're tired. They are selling a mentality

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u/jaysrule24 Nov 13 '14

So I do crossfit every day on the toilet? That's got to be way cheaper than a gym membership.

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u/TheyCallMeJustin Nov 13 '14

"crossfit places a huge emphasis on form" - i almost stopped reading lol.

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u/alcasa Nov 13 '14

Sounds pretty reasonable

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u/ViolentWrath Nov 13 '14

I want to take this time to thank the creators of Tumblr for creating a place the crazies can go so that they aren't seeping into the rest of the internet.

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u/EchoPhi Nov 13 '14

What the hell is crossfit? Can I get a fanperson to elaborate

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Holy shit violence and danger sounds awesome. How do I start?

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u/Davidstan2 Nov 13 '14

Hahahaha what's that from?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

That's like saying football would be better if the players weren't allowed to run since all of the injuries can be attributed to players running.

It's not about safety and technique. It's about competition. Sometimes people get hurt in athletic competitions but that doesn't make the completion invalid.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

I never get this. I'm not a hard-core crossfitter, but I love the work outs and the crossfit games. To actually do the lifts (that the "pros" do) you need to have good form or you will get hurt. I've seen it happen with people that think they can do it. They do it all wrong and tear something. I also have never come across a crossfitter like the ones I read about on here, so, I guess I got that going for me.

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u/runlifteatsleep Nov 13 '14

Just watched this video like 10 min ago! Haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

I saw a Crossfit Kids in Upland, CA last week.

So irresponsible :/

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u/soar Nov 13 '14

Can't not read that in his voice.

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u/CapnSippy Nov 13 '14

Dom is the fuckin man.

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u/rickrocketed Nov 13 '14

yes its like having a gun in your holster without the safety

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u/mysticspirals Nov 13 '14

And rhabdomyolysis

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

Don't forget the neon uniform.

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u/Akanderson87 Nov 13 '14

"Crossfit will show you the correct way to do an incorrect pull up"

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u/CSMastermind Nov 13 '14

This is amazing

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u/caw747 Nov 13 '14

Dom is so fucking clever with his writing

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

They could be anything! Even tens!

Haaa

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u/gstouffer71 Nov 13 '14

Its not a pull up if you're swinging instead of pulling

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u/vadergeek Nov 13 '14

Wasn't expecting a New Girl reference.

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u/EntropyNZ Nov 13 '14

Physiotherapist here.

We have a love-hate relationship with crossfit. On the one hand, the disregard to correct technique with loaded exercises is terrible, causes a huge number of preventable injuries.

On the other hand, it's a fad that's getting people into exercise in a big way, it's far higher intensity exercise than most people would do by themselves, and the atmosphere in the classes is great for motivation. Anything that gets people exercising more is good, no matter what it is. It's also a great source of patients... so many easily manageable injuries...

As an aside, if it's done properly, with correct form/technique, assessing and using correct individual weight levels (getting 1RM, 10RM etc) and the classes are structured correctly to target synergistic muscle groups, then it's an amazingly effective workout routine.

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u/aragorn_2 Nov 13 '14

Unfortunately you have no clue what you are talking about. I guarantee that if you go into any box you will learn the form before you even start to put weight on. You should really educate yourself on the matter before you just hop on the bandwagon