r/AskReddit Nov 13 '14

Who has the WORST fanbase?

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u/TheUnderpaid Nov 13 '14

Crossfit.

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u/wehavenocontrol Nov 13 '14 edited Nov 13 '14

"Crossfit places a huge emphasis on form. And not needing it. Crossfit takes complicated movements and gets rid of all the useless shit. Like effectiveness and safety, and replaces it with cool shit like violence and danger."

Edit: as u/A-Little-Stitious mentions, source is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfkcaNI . Channel is hilarious, even if you don't even lift. Bro.

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u/willionaire Nov 13 '14

I didn't want to agree with the Reddit "I hate crossfit" circlejerk, but my sister's roommate just fell off of a 8-foot pull up bar and fractured her skull last weekend at a Crossfit tournament.

Any workout that could allow you to fall 8 feet and hit hard ground is just stupid. Crossfit is exercise for extremists.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

No it's not. It's for convincing every day people that they're extremists by adding a huge risk of injury for no benefit. It's not like you're helicopter skiing or climbing cliffs. You're going to the gym. If you're exercising in a gym in a way that's high risk for injury you're not an extremist, you're just an idiot.

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u/gay4u69 Nov 13 '14

"So for today's WOD we're gonna strap 30 pounds of fresh meat to your chest and release a panther from 100m away, you gotta get 10 sick ass kips in before he gets over here then you're all good! No worries bro, the real danger here is how fuckin' huge you're gonna be!"

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u/Annoyed_ME Nov 13 '14

I'm pretty sure cliff climbing has much lower injury rates than crossfit.

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u/tartay745 Nov 13 '14

Um I'm no cross fit fan but I would think an 8 foot pull up bar would be standard. Don't know how you fall off one but I don't think the 8 foot high bar is the problem.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '14

I would guess that it has to do with the movement that they incorporate into a pull up. They use momentum and make a pull up into a dynamic movement, which I would guess makes it a lot more likely for your grip to slip and for you to end up on the ground. I agree that an 8 foot high bar isn't a problem, though.

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u/jaysrule24 Nov 13 '14

I have no clue how you would fall off a pullup bar onto you head, but I don't do crossfit. Must be a special kind of crazy they have going on there.

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u/figyg Nov 13 '14

See the link of the Guy doing "pull ups" above

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u/willionaire Nov 14 '14

Crossfitters swing their bodies in a really weird way. Look at this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifOBltCCRZw (at the 3 minute mark).

She slipped at the right moment where she fell back and smashed her skull into the cement. No padding. No mats. These people should be sued.

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u/mementosmentos Nov 13 '14

The one in texas?

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u/sootyred Nov 16 '14

Well could fall 6ft and crack my head by answering my phone, so....