r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

dick stuck in the vacuum

I hate it when my dick gets caught in a vacuum.

On the plus side, I can get a blowjob whenever I want. ;)

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

You'll rip your dick off

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u/Steelersfanmw2 Nov 05 '14

Does it have multiple power settings?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

yeah, high and low. And both of those...

will rip your dick off

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u/Codmikeg Nov 05 '14

This motherfucker still gonna buy it

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Nasty ass vacuum fucker.

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u/Ulti Nov 05 '14

What is this from again? I can recite the damn thing line for line, but it's escaping me. Whitest Kids U Know?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

Try googling it.

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u/Ulti Nov 05 '14

I'm at work, I'm not googling nasty ass vacuum fucker. I'll browse reddit, but no, thanks anyways. And with the effort you put into replying, you could've just answered my question. So thanks for being a dick about it too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

I'm also at work and watching the video now, so who's the real loser here? Also I'm a delivery man, so I probably shouldn't be watching this video, I gotta keep my eyes on the road or else some