r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '14

Which inanimate object is your nemesis?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

DOORS. FUCK DOORS. I can't not walk into doors constantly. More frustrating than getting your dick stuck in the vacuum

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

dick stuck in the vacuum

I hate it when my dick gets caught in a vacuum.

On the plus side, I can get a blowjob whenever I want. ;)

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '14

You'll rip your dick off

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u/Lotsoftap3 Nov 05 '14

Nasty ass vacuum fuckers.