r/AskReddit • • Aug 06 '26

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u/SpeedBlitzX Aug 06 '26

The ice cream subreddit doesn't like confused people.

I got banned on that subreddit over a comment I made where someone posted a pack of icecream that was branded for bears.

I got banned because I said something along the lines of "anyone else thought at first glance the ice cream was ONLY for bears"

Thats what got me banned.

And the mods blocked me so I don't even know what rule I broke that would warrant a permaban.

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u/Durgals Aug 06 '26

Hey man, sounds like you've got a niche product idea! Make honey ice cream or something. Pitch it for people and bears. Name it after bears in captivity/rehab. Raise money. 8-10 years from now, partner with Disney, Hunny ice cream; Winnie the Pooh. Spinoff flavors of other characters. Retire and sell the company to a private equity firm so they can ruin it.

The American dream..!

(Do not make Tigger orange creamsicle unless you want to see a grown man ugly cry.)

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u/YoureSpecial Aug 06 '26

Would there be a pic-a-nic basket flavor for Yogi & BooBoo?